Good old #msn always on top of the news 😂

Why would you not report a dog attack that left you with over 50 stitches to the police?? What if the German Shepherd attacks again, but that time the victim is smaller, weaker or even a child! #Pennant needs to have a word with himself & that’s a fact.

I know he gets a lot of grief, but I thought Sean Dyche came across really well in that interview.

Wondering why they bothered running Elusive Butterfly?? From 16s this morning to 11s, then drifts to 40s, I’m guessing because of the ground. They obviously knew I wouldn’t do anything #Doncaster 🤷‍♂️

I think the #SouthAfrican tourist board are going to have to up their game! 😳

Nice to see @foxy219 on the BBC website 👌🏻

Why are you keeping £150,000 along with £50,000 worth of jewellery in your house #Crimewatch

A draw away at Bayern, I’ll happily go #UpTheArse

Awful, but fortunately I’m still going #UpTheArse 😜

Weird how every SNP conference they say that Scotland is ready for independence 🤷‍♂️ Someone might get the idea that they were a one trick pony who care far too much about one thing instead of working on the basics that might actually help the Scots, but what do I know #What

Never seen a jockey make it look like he’s trying when they are obviously are not more than Havlin. And I know I know nothing but the horse wanted to go right, there was room to go right, so go fecking right 😂#Kempton

A lot of these #YouTube golfers flogging the comps that are all over the option at the minute aren’t too hot on maths. “Every ticket wins.” 🤔 If it costs more than you get back…that is not ‘winning’ it’s losing less! You’re welcome 🙄

Found guilty of fraud last month, resigned my job as district council leader the next day, given a job on a planning committee by the same council on Monday. Come on Craig David work your magic 👀 Even local politics is a joke 😂

Has Donny done it again then? Said there’s a deal when no such deal has been made. He’s beginning to look like a bit of a liar isn’t he #What

Can someone remind Pat Dobbs that some punters back EW. Rode like his arms were broken #Nottingham

Is Wrighty channelling his inner Frank Spencer 👀 #England