Day to day adventures of a Consett Dog Walker (est 2007), Chicken Keeper, Allotmenteer, Writer @absurdscrawl tel 07845635810.
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Uncle Eric 🇺🇦 retweeted
In our latest #APHAscience blog, Dr. Luis M. Hernández-Triana, Biodiversity Research Team Lead and APHA Vector-Borne Diseases Discipline Lead, tells us more about APHA’s growing work in vector borne diseases (VBDs):
aphascience.blog.gov.uk/2025…
ALT Image shows microscopy equipment in a laboratory setting. To the top left of the image is the Animal and Plant Health Agency logo. Underneath it says 'How can microscopy enhance our understanding of vector borne diseases'?
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As children across #CountyDurham head back to school, here's a reminder of the four nationally recognised signals used by our School Crossing Patrols.
FIGURE A: SIGN HELD UPSIDE DOWN
Not ready to cross pedestrians. You can keep driving.
FIGURE B: SIGN HELD TO THE SIDE
Barrier to stop pedestrians crossing. You can keep driving.
FIGURE C: SIGN HELD UP HIGH
Pedestrians are ready to cross. You must be prepared to stop your vehicle.
FIGURE D: SIGN HELD OUT, BOTH ARMS EXTENDED
Pedestrians are crossing. You must stop your vehicle.
Please help keep our schoolchildren and our school crossing patrols safe.
📢 We’re currently recruiting school crossing patrol staff at locations across the county - find out more: ow.ly/kKEL50VIN6S
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Chewing is an instinctive behavior for dogs, and we tested 7 dog chews to find out which satisfy that need.
buff.ly/ExnmAzH
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Dear USA, he's yours, please shut him up. I can't be arsed watching this shit show 24/7
FFS. Hopefully you have buyers remorse
Uncle Eric 🇺🇦 retweeted
The Avian Influenza Prevention Zone remains in place across England, Scotland and Wales, which means you must remain vigilant and practice strict biosecurity. Check the latest guidance: gov.uk/guidance/avian-influe…
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What's new to OpenLearn this week?
Free courses looking at doping research in sport and how to deliver peace education 📜
What the Year of the Snake will bring 🐍
And what dyscalculia means ❓❔... and much more!
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Thank you to the new dog who left me a massive piece of carrot cake yesterday. You have no idea how much I needed the sugar right then.
#Consett #dogwalker #CakeBetterThanPotNoodles
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding
Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.
Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today
#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
Uncle Eric 🇺🇦 retweeted
Reminder: Housing measures to protect poultry & captive birds from #AvianInfuenza are coming into force across the East Riding of Yorkshire, City of Kingston Upon Hull, Lincolnshire, Norfolk and Suffolk at noon on 23 December 2024. Read more: gov.uk/animal-disease-cases-…
Billy, my new accountant, is training #flamingfiona on how to do invoices, as apparently I'm crap at it
#Consett #petcare
Uncle Eric 🇺🇦 retweeted
When you take into account all the fake votes that the democrats did this is a really crushing defeat for them.
Uncle Eric 🇺🇦 retweeted
Here's some cheery news to brighten a dull November day: 'See Them Run', the first in the DI Clare Mackay crime series, is just £1.99 on @AmazonKindle. There are currently 8 books with book 9, 'Dead Man's Shoes' out on 9th January. #crimefiction amazon.co.uk/See-Them-Run-de…
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Highly pathogenic avian influenza H5N5 has been confirmed at a premises near Hornsea, East Riding of Yorkshire, Yorkshire. All bird keepers should remain vigilant and follow stringent biosecurity measures to prevent future outbreaks.
gov.uk/bird-flu
#BirdFlu @NFU_Poultry
Dear @JaneyGodley, sorry to hear shit isn't getting better for you.
Suzie Squirrel Cheeks sends her love
