Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck

The beautiful game

Your Defender's terrified

Are we supposed to believe Sam Fender had no idea what the ticket prices would be for his own tour?

You would have thought someone would have pulled Gary Neville up on calling Kudus "Kudos" in the three years he has played in England.

I don't think you need your coaching badges to wonder why on earth Chelsea haven't brought on Welbeck yet.

I don't think I will ever get over us letting this shite lot put FOUR goals past us #NUFC

It's actually quite mental how poor our squad is given the money that has been spent on it. We went from never missing in our recruitment to two absolutely dreadful summer windows which have set us back years #NUFC

Donnaruma isn't very good is he?

A very football coded headline this

Man Utd fans scoffing at this but given what he did hat #NUFC, taking us from the pits to Champions League, I think he would be a perfect hire for what they need right now. He probably isn't their end game manager, but he would get them back amongst it in the shorter term.

Seeing Spineshank and Korn next week. Hell of a few days for fans of proper live music.

The Simpsons was class in the 90s and should have finished there.