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Auckland, New Zealand
Joined October 2009
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In depth historical analysis of how we got here:
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two whole babies in one day is a bit much
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Great work Kuggeleijn, so glad we continue to select someone on the wrong side of 30 with a...problematic...personal background who repays the selectors' faith with performances like these
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(Please note this column has drawn a somewhat idiosyncratic Secret Santa offer from Joey Barton)
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General reminder: if you are writing a piece covering the New Zealand Electoral System, there's a reasonable chance I will be willing to proofread it for free so you don't look like an idiot.
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Replying to @geekmarcus
explain this then
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I’m a free speech absolutist but if I don’t like your speech I’m going to sue you and if my business partners don’t like it you may be put to death.
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When they say "Soros", they mean "the jews"
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Tip Top cancelling Goody Goody Gumdrops: a threat to our democracy imperatorfish.com/2022/11/07… via @ImperatorFish
Elon Musk says his humanoid robots will have a ‘stop button’ to prevent them destroying humanity, but admits there may be a few defective units out there:
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“Rolling Maul” To the tune of Wonderwall: And all the forwards incorrectly binding the referee does not seem to be minding there is but one way you must enter through the gate but they don’t know how Maybe the whistle’s gonna come and save me cause after all it’s a rolling maul.
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Let me throw a real wrench in the works:
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Just give all food Maori names so the racists can all starve to death.
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Next move is for the Wellington protest to move south and occupy Tiwai Point, ensuring strategic control of the means of foil production.
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Bryce walking around Kyiv "the pro western media would have you belief Russia is the aggressor, but I've spoken to lots of people who welcome Putin".
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Worst ever Billy Joel cover... #Clownvoy
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