RLz | Imperator

ZSS players aren’t getting into heaven

Once you watch Inside Job, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the writers of Big Mouth and the Netflix board members who listened to them to death with your bare hands

I have no offense and I must scream @TexasFootball please fire Sark, I’ll sell my own plasma and kidneys to fund the buyout

I told it “fuck off clanker I wanna use the app normally” and it straight up worked, I can actually order shit now

ban this bum from playcalling immediately

good fuckin job guys

youtu.be/dp6Tdj47rRw My brothers and sisters and everyone in between: I found some Falcoslop from 2021 on my desktop that I forgot about and have decided to share it with the world because fuck it why not. Behold, the most basicbitch Falcoslop you have ever seen:

Gopuff has been completely taken over by some fuckass AI clanker chatbot, I can’t search for shit without guzzling an African village’s water supply

Jaadugar is so damn good

Made it another year around the Sun!

Rosegroom

inkling presses the A button, hands you a loaded gun, and tells you to aim for your brainstem

Traded the refinement of whatever skill I have left in Smash for developing a career that’s meaningful and brings me pride Even if my post-employment results suck, I’d rather suck at Smash and be proud of what I do than be good at Smash and spend the time I have left getting by

I’m hooked