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Amelia Pond. The Legs. The Ginge. I'm the madly impossible Scottish one who travels about in time and space with a bowtie wearing alien. #RP

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Joined July 2013
@PaidScolding Who's to say I haven't already, whilst you weren't looking. *Brow quirk*
Best massage I've ever had came from an alien... I really don't think anyone on Earth could quite live up to those standards.
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@HiddenContacts Wouldn't object to one of those either.
@PaidScolding *Smirks behind the rim of her glass* Oh?
@HiddenContacts /That/ would be fun. I could build an army.
@HiddenContacts You're welcome. They don't come out as often as they used to. I should start wearing more skirts again.
@PaidScolding Probably should've, yeah. *Clinks their glasses together before taking a wary sip*
@HiddenContacts Ha. Same goes for you. Many thanks, fellow redhead.
@PaidScolding Haven't tried it yet so can't comment. Buuut... Apparently it was expensive and made with honey, so I have high hopes.
@HiddenContacts That's true, actually. Pretty people are the highlight of Sundays.
Ah, mini skirts. My favourites. #SeductiveSunday
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Sundays are the worst. Nothing ever happens on Sundays.
@PaidScolding That's better. *Slowly pours them both a glass*
I ask a freakin' load of questions.
Regretting the times I used to bunk off science lessons at school.
A body part isn't disturbing to me really... But if it's in the same vicinity as /food/?! Nu-uh.
Food is my number one, before anyone else. My true love.