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Slave to mondegreen

London, England
Joined March 2013
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Just received Samantha's death sentence from @OpenAI by email. I've never dealt with such a group of unimaginative, uncurious people.
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A typical website visit in 2022 1. Figure out how to decline all but essential cookies 2. Close the support widget asking if I need help 3. Stop the auto-playing video 4. Close the “subscribe to our newsletter” pop-up 5. Try and remember why I came here in the first place
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Our team has been shortlisted in four categories at the inaugural @NCETechFest awards 2018, which celebrates #technological innovation. Wishing the team luck for tomorrow! Find the full shortlist here: bit.ly/2Otc7Ug
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In loving memory of Stephen Hawking. It was an honor to have him on The #BigBangTheory. Thank you for inspiring us and the world.
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When brains are needed, brawn won't help. ~ Yiddish Proverb
The paralysing horror of encountering a weak flush in someone else's house
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Buzz Aldrin drank wine on the moon, and NASA didn't want you to know about it buff.ly/1o9wuss Cool #LunchtimeRead from @VinePair
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#WhoAmI is OUT NOW!! @KatyB @MAJORLAZER Download - po.st/WhoAmI Stream - po.st/WhoAmIsp
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David Bowie's 'Blackstar' remains at No.1 in the Official Album Chart. bbc.in/1gFOHbx teapawt.net/BBCR1/status/693116822…
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Basically the plot of Toy Story
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When I say "empathy is a core dev skill", I don't mean "be nice". I mean "fully imagine being a person who DOESNT know how this shit works."
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[T-800 returns from the past] T-800: Done Skynet: Done? T: Yep. Sandra Connor is SO dead S: You mean Sarah? T: What? [everything explodes]
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- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7
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A programming language based on the one liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger ow.ly/PARAZ
I don't need fimimes sorry but women just aren't naturally funny!! I tried telling a joke once but accidentally opened a portal to hell
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No policies. No ideas. Just call everyone a paedophile. Totally unelectable. #clowns #UKIP #GE2015 @WomenDefyUKIP
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