Experiencing life at the rate of several WTF's per hour! Known for multiple sarcasms. It's my crazy life & I've gotta find humor in it. Voiceovers & writing.
VO's, Comedy/Writing, LIFE
Joined April 2012
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I wish aliens would land on Earth and say "WTF is wrong with everyone? You're destroying yourselves, stop before it's too late!" PEACE...
I over cooked again so if anyone's hungry and doesn't feel like cooking I made enough spaghetti for 248 people.
It took awhile, but I'm finally starting to realize if you don't ask, the answer can't possibly be yes.
Shout out to bunch of asses: lazy, smart, whoop, bad, lard, haul, kick, dumb, hard,pain in the ass & foot in yo' ass teapawt.net/MrGeorgeWallace/status…
We're going out tonight & I'll do my best to drink a whole bottle of wine because it's not healthy to keep things bottled up.
TTYL takes on a whole new meaning when you've been around a bunch of older relatives for a few days. It now means "TALK TO YOU LOUDER"!
Trying to help my niece with summer algebra class,she's not understanding use of letters. I can relate b/c when I think of my X, I wonder Y.
If aliens came to Twitter land to see our leader, not sure what they'd say. With all of us following each other, who the hell is leading us?
I had a run in with an angry yogurt parfait today. I guess it was a little too cold in that aisle???
In Nancy's World.... retweeted
Reincarnation sounds horrible... You mean I die then I just start this shit all over again??
I read that California has the highest rate of adultery of all states. I'd say that's a sad state of affairs.
fyi....don't yell 'group text' while with a group of guys. I guess it sounded a little like 'group sex' but really? Calm the hell down!
