@InanimateCub

6’1 if it matters | celebrated genius l performer @TheSecondCity | contributor @reductress & @humordarling | producer @ohwitchplease | IG: @hmrehak

 Chicago, Illinois
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Joined August 2009
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Talking to mom in quarantine like she’s my hs bff
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Biden’s note is so powerful
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going offline for a bit for my mental health* *to listen to Andrew Scott on Quinn
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what even is jumanji to you lady? because it sounds like you think jumanji is going INTO jumanji but in jumanji jumanji comes out. the kids dont go into jumanji jumanji comes OUT of jumanji. ONE GUY, one guy gets jumanjid into jumanji but the rest of jumanji is jumanji comes out
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Megh Wright@megh_wright5 Apr 2024
NEWS ALERT: deadline for all jokes about the earthquake in New York is 12pm ET
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was that an earthquake or are you just excited to see me?
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joining the discourse^
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oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)
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having a friend crush is so embarrassing like hey would you be interested in understanding me
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So grateful to finally announce my next book, coming to a bookstore near you sometime soon! Condemned— The story of American criminal justice told from those who suffered the most injustice: Black children @thenewpress @CalligraphLit
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saw this in whole foods and started crying ❤️ this is exactly what keith would have wanted
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Bolu Babalola@BeeBabs21 Sep 2023
The way I know this look. Seething with anger on behalf of a girlfriend but trying to hold it back and listen
showgirl snotty❤️‍🔥@take0utcoffees21 Sep 2023
this is the look of someone who’s making sure their ex’s ex-wife gets the house gets the kids gets the pride
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Reductress@Reductress21 Sep 2023
Christian Girl Autumn! This Woman Had Such a Destructive Summer Fling That She’s Turning to God: ow.ly/jB1o50PO3QM
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Reductress@Reductress20 Sep 2023
QUIZ: Is He Your 'Darcy' or Just Mean to You?: ow.ly/lnZy50PNtxF
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michael@FilledwithUrine18 Sep 2023
overstimulated all by yourself handsome?
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sydney
@demiurgently13 Sep 2023
if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well
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AB@AlannaBennett13 Sep 2023
I wanna see the version Greta would make with absolutely zero corporate notes xitter.cf/FuriousNoah_/status/17…
刀のﾑん@FuriousNoah_12 Sep 2023
say something bad about this movie
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Meg Reid@meg_it_happen12 Sep 2023
okay first it was september, and now it's tuesday?? what will it be next, 9pm?!?
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