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Tim's bit here is ham-fisted as always, but he accidentally stumbles across a relevant point about Portlandia.
The show couldn't be made today, not because it was "anti-woke satire", but because it appeared during a time when liberalism was so secure that it could actually poke fun at itself. Liberals no longer feel that security, so any sort of meaningful introspective humor is forbidden because it might expose their weaknesses to the enemy, or might signal a disunified front.
This is why the bastions of Obama Era comedy (The Daily Show, Colbert, The Office and Parks and Rec actors) are so humorless now. Good comedy is about opening up about vulnerabilities, foibles, inconvenient realities, and exposing them to the air - something which no liberal during Trump 2.0 can afford to do.
WAGTFKY man
Kid drop off at school is now a parade of Generic Millennial Dads, it looks like a stock photography convention. These guys must be SOOOO excited to finally have the right weather roll around for their very favorite combo of cuffed skinny jeans/khakis, chelsea boots, buttoned up plaid flannel, beanie, mustache.
I wonder if there's ever confusion among the kids about which hipster artisan coffee guy/social media consultant/IPE enjoyer's car to get into. This is probably an actual hazard to children. In 10 years this will likely be how PSA commercials depict Stranger Danger.
This has been probably the darkest 24 hours I’ve ever experienced on social media in my life.
Probably because I switched to night mode yesterday.
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Turnstile is fuckin wack. Astroturfed rage against the machine mini movement repeat program give your money to the small bands. No rep.
"Hila getting cheated on by Ethan with an Ashki is like something that has never happened in the history of the human race"
Replying to @d33p3r4m4
This is like when Asian women find out their Asian men are cheating on them with white women.
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“imagine Russia occupying all of this area in Germany.” i can’t, that’s simply too hard to picture
Liberals in 2016: Love Wins
Liberals in 2026: We need to dig up the decomposing body of Lindsay Graham and arrest him for homosexuality
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One of my cousins tried to trade up at age 40 with two kids and a husband everyone in the family privately agreed was too good for her. Get this: It didn’t work!


































