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𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Nowadays people believe everyt'ing on the internet, even fake quotes are everywhere! 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: You're one to talk. You constantly quote things incorrectly. 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Yea but I won't make other people say somet'ing that they'd never say!

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Yes! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: I'm startin' to feel a little sorry for ya

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: If we’re on a date, do not bring yar wallet. I’m not lettin’ you pay. 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Just run when I run.

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Why are you so small? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: I'm weighed down by all my sins.

🚀: Happy Pride everyone! I remembered my password UDKHGFKSDJGHKJDFG

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What do you think Jessie will do for a distraction? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: She’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock or somethin'. Dat’s what I would do. *Pokecenter explodes and several car alarms go off* 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: ...or she could do dat.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: When I meet new people, there are 3 things I do. I either sleep with them, stab them or fall in love with them. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: But you haven’t stabbed or slept with me?? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Wait-

𝗔𝘀𝗵: You guys are making me claustrophobic. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What does claustrophobic mean? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus! 𝗔𝘀𝗵: No it doesnt- 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: HO HO HO 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Stop it guys, you're scarin' him!

𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻: Are you a boy or a girl? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I'm a flaming Moltress! 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻: No, but like, what's between your legs? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Jessie, when i'm very lucky.

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Jessie, Meowth! I have something important to tell you! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Go on. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: *poses fabulously with a blue rose in his hand* 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I’M QUEER! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Wait, I thought we already knew this?

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: This is a a disaster! They messed up da banner! It's supposed tah say "JESSIE'S BIRTHDAY"! 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: What does it say instead? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Jessie's Bi. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Hey that could still work.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: I think you have PTSD. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Yeah I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick! 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: I t'ink we also need t' talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Guys, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Somebody care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: They're golden retrievers, Jessie. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲, 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲: James, I'm breaking up- 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: I'm pregnant! 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: I meant the call. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Right, sorry, I panicked.

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Why won't the boss talk to us? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Maybe he's homophobic

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Welcome t' my very first vlog in which I'll be tryin' all of Jessie's and James' different hair products. 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*.... Well right off da bat I can tell ya that it is not very good. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: What the fu- 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: ????

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: Da floor is lava! 𝗔𝘀𝗵: *pulls Goh onto the counter* 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: *kicks James off the sofa* 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: As ya can see, there are two types of lovers-

𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: I told Meowth his ears flush when he lies. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Why? 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Look. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: Hey Meowth! Do you love us? 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: *covering his ears* No.

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: Jessie and I were crossing the street last night, and this dude drove by and honked at us 𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵: *sighs* what did Jessie do? 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and... 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗲: *cheerful* Who wants a steering wheel?

𝗠𝗲𝗼𝘄𝘁𝗵, 𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘂: Can we kiss, please please please, I promise I won't poison ya again-