HazbinHotel-IncorrectQuotes

Alastor: Did you like me when we first met? Charlie: Alastor, I’m not going to lie to you Charlie: But I am going to run away from you

Angel: Be careful doing dumb stuff. I now sleep next to the last dumb thing I did. Angel: *gestures to an oblivious Alastor* Angel: He sleeps with his eyes open. Like a creep. #radiodust

Nifty: I don’t like boring boys Husk: And Baxter is what? A lion tamer? #madmaid

Charlie: Alright, Lute is smart, but we’re smarter. Right, Dad? Lucifer: … Vaggie: Sir, can you please stop looking so stressed? Lucifer, who hasn’t blinked in 3 hours: I’m not stressed

Alastor: I stayed up all last night writing a list of everything I don’t like about dating Angel. Are you ready? Husk: Whatever Alastor: One, “Made me switch to light mayo” Husk: Alastor: …That’s it! And you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better! #radiodust

Lucifer: I am an adult in the same way a folding chair is furniture. Technically, yes, but nobody’s impressed, and I’m definitely not stable.

Nifty: What’d you make? Husk: Cupcakes Nifty: … Husk: …Did you want one? Nifty: If you didn’t offer, I was gonna steal one

Angel: Al and I are friends. That’s it. Cherri: I’ve seen that man almost snap his neck because he heard your laugh and wanted to see why you were laughing Cherri: But yeah, keep telling yourself you’re just “friends” #radiodust

Charlie: We’ve got a plan to destroy the weapon! Alastor, can you keep Vox busy? Alastor, dodging Shok.Wav’s attacks: What do you think I’ve been doing?!