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Linguist Sam

@IndoorFireWords

Have left this sinking ship for the lovely Bluesky. Please find me there at @slowdragwithremedy.com

Joined October 2008
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Can’t wait to put it on him tomorrow morning and see what he can rack up in an entire day.
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How did I do it? I hooked my fit bit into Marshall’s collar and left him for two hours. The boy has issues.
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Has anyone checked on Chomsky lately?
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I live on the 2nd floor. A big black roach looking bug was flying by my door, so I went down the back stairs. when I got to the front, the bug swooped down, dive bombing me...
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Instead of stepping outside & shaking it out of my hair, I shook it out right there, inside. The next few minutes were spent chasing IT. Finally sprayed it with lysol to stun it. Grabbed it with a tissue, took it outside, stepped on it. threw it in the dumpster.
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Right then, a lady came out, saw me flailing & thought I was afraid of her dog. I was just trying to get away from the bug, I said. Perplexed, she continued walking her dog. I went back upstairs to my apt. Inside, I felt something tangled in my braid. It was the bug.
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My John Cusack story: Literally, our eyes met (and locked) across a crowded room at Sun.dan.ce. Months later I was in a pizza place at ~ 3 a.m. in LA. The handsome sir came in the front door. Our eyes met (and locked) across the brigght room. There was a recognition in his eyes
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Watching #quarterback Mahomes is a fan of repeating himself. repeating himself. Like being around a drunk person.
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Tomorrow, Sunday's #NYTXW tonight. Will be filling it out in a cool air conditioned apartment now that the A/C has been fixed.
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I'd forgotten just how much I missed the sound of @PJVogt's voice and reporting prowess until I heard him laugh on his new podcast, #searchengine All is nearly right with the world again.
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Law question. Why did it take months for the Idaho defendant to enter a formal plea, but the LISK entered a "not guilty" plea within a day of his arrest?
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Tomorrow's Sunday NYTXW this evening. And go...
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My hero
Elvis Costello (@ElvisCostello) profile pictureElvis Costello@ElvisCostello14 Jul 2023
Night Two At The Beacon, NYC. Showtime @ElvisCostello
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Just got my teeth cleaned. My real teeth are whiter than my verneers.
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I see the incomparable .@TheVividKiWi has released a #BreakingBad Seaon 3 Tier List W00t
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Congratulations to @mrbobodenkirk, #Emmy nominee for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series for #BetterCallSaul!
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How quickly can you eat this delicious meal the chef took hours to prepare? ^^^^^^ Why the rush? It's not just because the Sunday NYTXW typically takes me 45 minutes.
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How quickly can you solve today's Mini crossword? nyti.ms/442KzMk
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My a/c went out last night. Said it was just going to get cigarettes. It’s nearly noon, or the “cool part of the day” as it’s called.
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Episode 109 :: "The Hinge in His Backbone," a Slow Drag with "Mischievous Ghost" - Slow Drag with Remedy - An Elvis Costello Appreciation Podcast slowdragwithremedy.weebly.co…
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