Andrew Cornelius

Calling customer service used to involve bad elevator music. Now it just sounds like someone's annoyed you're interrupting their scroll. Hit subscribe for new stand-up sets and comedy shorts! #Shorts #StandUpComedy #GenZ #CustomerService #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #Jokes #LiveComedy #Comedian

VEGAS! I’m hitting the stage for the World Series of Comedy @WSOCFestival Midnight Shows. Come out for some late night comedy. It definitely won't be the worst decision you make in Las Vegas. 📅 Monday night / Tuesday morning, Sept 21 🕛 Midnight 📍 LA Comedy Club @ The STRAT If you’re in town, don’t sleep on this. Literally. Tix at viptickethub.com 🎲🃏

Only three days left to catch "Andrew & Carrie: A Night of Comedy, Violins, and Violence" @edfringe @JTTedinburgh August 28 - August 30, 2026 5:20pm In Just the Tonic's The Caves Edinburgh Fringe edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… #Comedy #LiveViolin #Storytelling #EdFringe #EdinburghFringe #EdFringe2026 #Fringe2026 #StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #FringeComedy #DarkComedy #ViolinAficionados #EdinburghEvents #JustTheTonic #TheCavesEdinburgh #FinalShows #ClosingWeekend #EdinburghLiveMusic #MustSeeFringe #ComedyViolinsViolence

Last night's @jttedinburgh @edfringe audience said America had a lot to be sorry for: Bud Light, bland food, and global warming! Every show has a different list and a different apology based on audience suggestion. 📍 Andrew Cornelius: American Apology Tour 🏛️ Just The Tonic at The Caves (Just Out Of The Box) ⏰ 17:20 Daily (Final shows running now!) 🎟️ Tickets: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… #EdinburghFringe #CrowdWork #StandUpComedy #EdFringe2026 #BudLight #AmericanApologyTour #JustTheTonic #EdinburghEvents #GlobalWarming

🇺🇸The Americans heard grievances, apologized, and atoned in full force last night! 🎤🔥 Huge shoutout to @thatjeffisfunny and @recovering_tigermom for crushing their guest sets and representing Florida and California! 🎟️✨Only TWO chances left to air your grievances, demand an apology, and see "Andrew Cornelius: American Apology Tour" at @edfringe before we pack up our guilt (and the remaining ranch dressing) and head home! 📍 Venue: Just The Tonic at The Caves (Just Out of The Box) ⏰ Time: 17:20 (5:20 PM) 📅 Dates: Tonight (Sun, Aug 16) & Tomorrow (Mon, Aug 17) 🎟️ Tickets: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… #EdinburghFringe #EdFringe2026 #EdFringe #AmericanApologyTour #JustTheTonic #TheCavesEdinburgh #EdinburghComedy #StandUpComedy #FringeFestival #LiveComedy #EdinburghEvents

Tattie? Haggis? Black pudding? Sorry but not sorry, bro! Fuel up on a Full Scottish and then come out to see my show @edfringe ! Andrew Cornelius: American Apology Tour 📍 Venue: Just The Tonic @JTTedinburgh at The Caves (Just Out Of The Box) ⏰ Time: 17:20 Daily (through Aug 17) 🎟️ Tickets: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… (P.S. If you're planning ahead for next week, catch Andrew & Carrie: A Night of Comedy, Violins, and Violence opening Aug 20!) #edfringe #edinburghfringe #edfringe2026 #thecaves #justthetonic #edinburghcomedy #livecomedy #Edinburgh #FullScottish #Breakfast #Brunch #haggis #standup #improv

Yesterday’s headlines ➡️ Today’s punchlines 📰🎤🇺🇸 When the news never stops breaking, the "American Apology Tour" never stops updating. Catch the latest edition live @jttedinburgh in The Caves @edfringe. I'm going to run out of shows before I run out of material! 🚨 ONLY 4 CHANCES REMAINING! 🕔 5:20 PM daily through August 17th 📍 @justthetonic at The Caves (Out The Box) 🎟️ Grab your seats before the tour wraps 👇 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… #AmericanApologyTour #edfringe2026 #EdinburghFringe #TheCaves #JustTheTonic #StandUpComedy #ComedyClips #LiveComedy #FringeVibes

🇺🇸 Andrew Cornelius: American Apology Tour I’m on my knees, @edfringe . What more do you want from me? 🙇‍♂️5 CHANCES LEFT to accept (or reject) my apology live at @edfringe! 🕔 5:20 PM daily through Aug 17th 📍 @justthetonic at The Caves (Out The Box) 🎟️Grab your tickets before the tour—and my knees—give out 👇 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… #AmericanApologyTour #EdinburghFringe #edfringe2026 #JustTheTonic #EdinburghComedy #StandUpComedy #TheCaves #LiveComedy

Uncensored late-night @edfringe interviews! Tonight, I’m joining @thatjeffisfunny on stage for 🍺 Beer with a Queer 🏳️‍🌈. No filters, great drinks, and pure late-night energy. 📍 Snug at Paradise Green (Augustines) 🕚 23:15 TONIGHT 🎟️ Tickets: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… Come grab a pint and join the party!

You can’t script what happens at @edfringe! Last night’s apology bucket was an international mashup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇮🇹 🇦🇺 I had to atone for complaints pulled live from English, Italian, and Australian audience members. That is the beauty of "The American Apology Tour": no two nights are ever the same. You couldn't replicate it if you tried. You simply had to be in the room. You had to be there! Only 9 SHOWS LEFT before we close American Apology Tour for this Fringe. 📍 Just The Tonic at The Caves (Out the Box) ⏰ 17:20 Daily (Through Aug 17) 🎟️ Tickets: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… #AmericanApologyTour #EdinburghFringe #edfringe2026 #JustTheTonic #EdinburghComedy #StandUpComedy #TheCaves #LiveComedy #Improv

Guest spot locked in! I'm joining the TABLE READS showcase this Sunday, August 9th, reading for Becky Umbers’ script The Three Bucketeers. 📍 Venue: Monkey Barrel 2 ⏰ Time: 11:00 AM – 11:40 AM 🔗 Tickets: edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o… If you’re at Fringe, it's a great way to kick off your day with brand-new scripted comedy and hilarious comedians bringing it to life!

What’s the second most important job in the United States? Vice President! Join Los Angeles comedian Andrew Cornelius at @edfringe for "American Apology Tour"-- a comedic deep dive into American history, identification, and re-branding! 📍 Just the Tonic at The Caves (Just Out Of The Box) 🗓️ Daily at 17:20 (Aug 6–17) 🎟️ Tickets via @edfringe or edfringe.com/tickets/whats-o…

AI Writes Jokes, Humans Make Comedy | Andrew Cornelius | TEDxPasadena youtu.be/zPRBxPVTMME?si=hhjY… via @YouTube

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We head back Down Under this week for our Adelaide Fringe performances! Can this show get any funnier AND sadder? If you or your friends are in the South Australia region, come find out at our hour-long tragicomedy. Thursday - Sunday 12 March - 15 March 6:00pm @ Arthur Arthouse adelaidefringe.com.au/fringe… @whatsoninad #adelaidefringe #fringe #tragicomedy #violin #comedy #ComedyNight

McDonald's is introducing its biggest burger in the franchise history: the Big Arch. And coincidentally, Novo Nordisk is introducing its biggest GLP-1: the Big Ozempic #jokes #McDonalds #Ozempic #bigarch