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Witches|32|TX The Universe gives its hardest battles to its silliest warriors.

Joined April 2013
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Candy Witch retweeted
Never gonna forget when cashapp banned my account because they blocked my card for “suspected fraud” when I tried to get the card unlocked over the phone the lady helping me overheard my mom ask “should I just get the movie tickets on my card?” And determined I was secretly recording the conversation and had a third party listening in. The support lady then kept repeatedly asking me “do I have your consent to share this information with the third party listening?” And I repeatedly said “what? There is no third worth you’re in my AirPod, no one else is listening” to which I was told “I can hear people in the background” and I reiterated repeatedly that I was in a movie theater lobby, of course there’s background noise, I was then told my account was going to be banned for “violating the terms and conditions” and then when I appealed I was given an instant rejection and told i had 7 days to empty any funds from my account. So anyway, not shocked that cashapp has suddenly decided to immediately cave to right wing pressure.
Replying to @BrianAtlas
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When I was a young weeb My tosan took me into the city To see a vocaloid
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Candy Witch retweeted
Honeypots are such a tried and tested method of espionage that you would think the counter espionage tactic would be to ensure that key personal are drowning in bad bitches.
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FUCKING YIKES 😬
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Candy Witch retweeted
no one tells me anything around here but these plushies i designed are allegedly available and potentially can be found in some stores so uh keep your eyes peeled thanks 🤡🐸
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Candy Witch retweeted
That Autistic feeling of "Oh no I did a thing wrong, will I be forgiven or is this the one that costs me every ounce of social capital and goodwill that l've built?"
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came across this review for a fic I just read and oh my god. Get a life. How patronising.
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Candy Witch retweeted
"We should take away comments on AO3," "We need a dislike button on AO3," do you guys even like fanfic bc it sure seems like you don't
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The real hell of autism is being hyper aware when you’re socially off putting but being biologically psychologically and spiritually unable to do anything about it
i have opposite autism where i’m actually hyper aware of how off putting i am socially
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Candy Witch retweeted
Eu fazendo minhas coisinhas mesmo triste pra não piorar
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Candy Witch retweeted
And they were PISSINGGGG themselves cause most all of these outfits were designer
for her contract in 101 Dalmatians, Glenn Close got to keep all her wardrobe as Cruella DeVil
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Candy Witch retweeted
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP WEARING BOXERS ON YOUR PERIOD OH MY GOD
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Pussy so fat it keeps eating the middle of my boxers and i keep flashing my own twat #fatpussyproblems
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Candy Witch retweeted
Imagine if Bakugous quirk awakening made it difficult to control his quirk so this just happened to him sometimes
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Candy Witch retweeted
my youngest threw up in the middle of the night and he, through tears, asked me why it was happening and I told him his tummy was just a little upset and he immediately retorted: "UPSET ABOUT WHAT???"
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Candy Witch retweeted
the reason people who are older and have been in fandom for longer are constantly telling you to NOT bring up fanfics/fandom to writers, producers and actors it’s not only bc it’s NOT FOR THEM, but also bc they can take legal actions against it and make those spaces disappear
ao3 outage being reported on cnn is a level of being perceived that i think is extremely bad for fandom 😭😭
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“shall I give you despair?” Wing Zero Custom EW x Sephiroth #FF7 #gunpla #gundam #plamo #mecha
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Candy Witch retweeted
What executive disfunction feels like
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Watch Jesse’s smile fade micrometer by micrometer as he realizes that yes actually, that is indeed the plan. Watch him slowly realize that his party will never receive votes again. You can literally see his mouth straighten out if you watch the video
Stephen Miller: We're going to take a hard look at banning pregnant women from entering the United States
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why are some people just allowed to be so openly mean to everyone w/no repercussions but the second someone's mean back to them everyone acts like they're an innocent angel who got attacked completely unprovoked
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