Replying to @dement0ph0bia
@dement0ph0bia
Hey mister! You look sooo sad..
How about we play a game!? I know one that'll make you happy!
Nuh uh! Papa told me that pirates have a silly hat like yours! He never lies, so you have to be a pirate!!
Do you have a ship? Is it big?? Can I sail on it?! Please, please, please!!
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@UU_E404
Wow!! Are you a real pirate!?
How much treasure do you have!? You must have a looooot!
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Nuh-uh! The T-Rex is sooo stupid!
The Drakobloxxeris sooo much cooler!!
What even is a T-Rex?? It doesn't even sound real!
Replying to @THAT0N3KILLER
@S1NK1NGT0WN
Heyyy.... You look a lot like me!!
We should play!! Do you like tag?!
@C00LESTGU1
Papa,
You left me all alone! But that's okay, you didn't mean it, right? Riiight?
We aren't even playing hide and seek right now!!
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"Liar! Liar!! If he's not a big ol' mean bully, why do all his toys hurt me?! Toys aren't supposed to do that! They're supposed to be fun!"
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You won't show me it for free!? Fine... I'll show you something super cool!
My dad gave it to me a loooong time ago! He called it... c00lgui!! Sounds super duper cool, right?
Boooringggg! You must be a phony if you can't even do some cool magic tricks, so just show me your coolest looking one!
Replying to @THESCR1PTURE
@THESCR1PTURE
Wow!! You look familiar!
Like.. Like one of those wizards in those books my papa would read me before bed! Do you also cast spells like them?
But... Papa said that if I mail him a letter, he'll get me whatever I want! But year after year... He NEVER EVER got me my reindeer!
So if I catch him.. The only way out will be if he gives me one of his!
"Whaaat? You don't know him?? He makes toys just like you! But... He's kind of a bully... His toys aren't very nice!!"
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You should come play with me!! We can have allllll the fun outside, and even have a snowball fight!
Or even... We can go set up a trap for Santa! Me and papa haven't been lucky catching him, year after year, he's so evasive!






