Enlightened one

Those who know how to dream, and remember their dreams, hold the key to tomorrow in their hands.

what was your worst experience living with a roommate in uni?

Nigerians needs to listen 👂to this woman, she’s making sense

📸 - Bruno Fernandes tries to score from an impossible distance with his left foot, but the ball lands in the lake.

10/ Since we had access to their computers and laptop webcams we also captured some pretty interesting footage...

Fechulo’s female friend, Jessica has now issued a cease-and-desist notice to Mercedes_doll after her Instagram handle was posted on TikTok. Apparently, Jessica went out to dinner with her friends to mark the anniversary of her mum’s de@th

One thing I have come to realize is that, a shy man with an innocent face is actually very dangerous. He’s probably doing something illegal. It’s either he’s a thief, a yahoo boy or just something bad.

i got a great-paying job in mid-august. the pay was so good that the money i sent my mum from my first salary made her cry and pray for me. today, it’s october. i’ve been laid off from that job, and i’ve laid my mum at the morgue back home. how are you doing today?

masturbation addiction is crazy stuff, i remember one time i made a vow to stop, later that day i rubbed pepper on my hands so when the urge comes i’d remember i have pepper in my hands then i’d stop, you won’t believe the urge came 11pm that night and i went three streets away to get gloves. and glory be to the devil, that day led me to the discovery of the best way to masturbate, gloves in your hands with lube all over it.

for a moment i wasn’t sure if we were still playing the game because wtf is this rudeness?

BREAKING: The Federal Government Announces a 30-Day Discount on Petrol Through NNPC stations “We are offering a discount on petrol dispensed by NNPC limited for the next 30 days in the first instance with priority for public transporters nationwide. So, it’s not a subsidy, government is just saying we sell to you at cost.” - Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Taiwo Oyedele

Nigerian Female Police Officer's Dramatic Display During Gün Sh00ting Training😭💔

Após a conferência de imprensa do Selecionador Nacional, e no seguimento de uma conversa com o Presidente da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol, tomei a decisão de deixar o estágio da Seleção Nacional. A seu tempo, direi a verdade a todos os Portugueses sobre as razões que motivaram a minha saída da equipa nacional, à qual sempre me dediquei. Agora é tempo de desejar boa sorte a Portugal e a todos os meus companheiros de equipa, sem exceção.

this morning, at exactly 7:34am, I came down from a bus on eko marina bridge so a passenger could come down. the driver zoomed off & left me stranded. 💔

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