Danny Dyche

A well-traveled group of concubines would be the Harem Globetrotters.

If a certain character from Community started writing articles commenting on the news, he'd be Op-Ed Nadir.

Stealing the original art of The Far Side would be Gary Larceny.

Money's the only kind of thing where the units keep changing value. We don't have reports about how well the meter is doing against the furlong.

A ceiling decoration from a particular #MagicTheGathering world would be a Shandalar chandelier.

A third level of sculpted hedges would be tertiary topiary.

The preview for a certain Lucille Ball movie would be the The Long, Long Trailer trailer.

A pig-based period sitcom would be That '70s Sow.

If the guy from #Manifest had a game show it would be Win Ben Stone's Money.

A while ago I ordered a sleeveless torso garment that still hasn't arrived. The vest is yet to come.

One time when I was eating lunch in high school, I dropped a little mustard. The floor was waxed later that day and I could find the spot years later.

Freedom fighters fight for freedom, but firefighters fight against fire.

Everybody's #KangTheConqueror ooklathemok.bandcamp.com/tra…

Vamlumtime's Day is serious times. youtube.com/watch?v=ugqniGO4…

I have an older female relative who's been destroying a lot of universes. She's my Auntie-Monitor.

Someone who was cursed to turn into a residential structure during the full moon would be a werehouse.

When Miss Piggy strikes someone with a karate move, it's technically a pork chop.

A rotating disc of iron would be a ferrous wheel.

If Dr. Strange's nemesis didn't have enough baking ingredients, Mordo would need more dough.

Two members of #MontyPython were in different productions based on Around the World in 80 Days, in 1989. Eric Idle was in a miniseries adaptation of the book, and Michael Palin made a travel documentary show where he followed the path of the book as closely as he could.