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#GirlDad first and foremost. 45 y/o. Cancer survivor #FuckCancer. Wisconsin sports fan so it takes a lot to hurt me. I love yapping into the void.

Milwaukee, WI
Joined June 2009
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BREAKING: Arch Manning attempted to vote today, but his ballot was intercepted
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When your friend is talking to someone you don’t know so you just stand there like this
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The correct term is sex worker actually
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9 out of 10 doctors say smoking heaters is bad for you. The Milwaukee Brewers say it wins you a fucking World Series.
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The Padres still owe Manny Machado $223 million. This year, Machado had a lower batting average than Pete Gray did in 1945, despite Gray having only one arm...
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The Brewers really won a World Series powered by Marlboros and Miller Lite.
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nobody doing it like me (derogatory)
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Replying to @cubs_sophia9601
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THIS IS MY CREW #WonOurWay
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Craig Counsell at his Whitefish Bay home watching the parade
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Playing this on repeat forever
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Why are people dick measuring parade attendance do you enjoy being losers
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I LOVE YOU MILWUAKEE! @Brewers
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BIG WOO IS BACK BABY #WinOurWay
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I bought a timeless ticket in 2015. I have been to 6 brewers games. I have been a lifelong fan of this team since 2018. It is absolutely ridiculous that they don't let me parachute from the catwalk and play centerfield for the world series. I know my rights as a consumer.
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Jacob Misiorowski was asked what Pokémon energy he was bringing to #WorldSeries Game 1: "Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
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This is my crew ... at the #WorldSeries 😏 #NoTimeLikeOctober
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Where can I find this 🤣🤣 #thesimpsons
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It really does suck that those Timeless Tickets were bought by some of the biggest losers to walk the planet
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I had empathy for the Timeless Ticket holders I also felt the Brewers did them right by giving them a seat AND giving them another Timeless Ticket to use in the future I felt that was more than fair So if you’re still complaining, I got nothing for yah Shut up and go Brewers
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