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Righting wrongs, hunting witches, stitching up the unbecoming. Clearly a parody.

The Moral High Ground
Joined August 2013
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All umpiring decisions are correct at all times.
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As always please remember that the All Australian squad is scientific fact, undertaken by the finest minds in the industry. If you disagree with any of the selections you are objectively wrong.
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When a third year player gets a Rising Star nomination
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Trampoline ruck contests.
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Mate in true AFL fashion I want to see rule changes made on the fly at half time. None of this a few hours nonsense! Don't give the peasants a look in
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Free zooper doopers for fans who mark the ball in the crowd. 48 Pack for parents who take a one-hander whilst holding beer/baby #AFLXRules #fanengagement
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start with one player from each team and every 90 seconds a new player enters the field. If you hit the ball out of the field of play your eliminated from the game #AFLXRules
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40m in Sydney costs as much as 50m in Melbourne. They need a Cost of Being a Ground in Sydney Allowance.
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Pot calling the kettle black (and white), no?
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@IntegrityUnit Since the saga started, Australia has had 4 Prime Ministers.
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@IntegrityUnit when the saga started Mick Malthouse was considered a $1,000,000.00+ per season coaching bargain.
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.@IntegrityUnit when the saga started we still had carry over points at our disposal. #saga1k #mrplotto
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@IntegrityUnit we don't apologise for tweeting on the edge, it's when we're at our best.
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@IntegrityUnit at the end of half time we will get the auskickers to give them a free hat #AFLTigersDees
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The AFL has released the new MRP table for sanctions in 2015. @IntegrityUnit @TitusOReily
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@IntegrityUnit It was their #clearintention to insert the name, so no need to raise it
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@IntegrityUnit Fly In Fly Out.
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@IntegrityUnit is it true it has nominated the Hawks as it's preferred trade destination?
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