@Integrity_Freak

That's alright! I like it down here!

Joined June 2024
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I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years
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Obama chuckled. “You mean the Eisenhower globes?”
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🇺🇸Kev
@KevO4188Oct 18
Trump is a fucking MODERATE. You have even seen “right wing” yet. It’s gonna be fuckin diabolical.
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When you feel your fingernail bend back a little
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God we are so fucking easy to scam. If he said he liked Twin Peaks we'd let him start executing immigrants in Times Square.
Kevin Nance@NancemarxistOct 22
Talked to @CurtisSliwa today at the bodega he said, “I used to debate who was better Trotsky or Stalin, I’m a Trotsky guy”
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jake rhodes@jakebrodesOct 22
Cornel West: Now Brother Barney is purple AND green. And even Brother Barney knows class struggle is not a struggle BETWEEN classes, but rather a struggle to eliminate class altogether. Norm Finklestein: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You would call this reptilian imbecile your brother?
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President Trump sends shockwaves through the markets with one chilling utterance: “Puh.”
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Nooooo!!!! “Eisenhower’s Globe”
John Ridge
@WeaponScientistOct 22
They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
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Some of my heaven buddies and I are gonna drink some brews and make trouble at the Throne of Christ tonight
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You’re telling me these guys are all horny nerds?? How!??
Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187
@ScottMGreerOct 19
A decade ago, the Online Right mocked libs for constantly relying on Harry Potter to describe political events. Now the Online Right can't stop talking about how they wish Draco Malfoy were a girl and dating them. How the hell did we get here?
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#KilledByClyburn #ClyburnTheKiller #JusticeForLindsey
ABC News 4@ABCNews4Oct 21
The FBI was set to probe whether Democrat Rep. James Clyburn, Rep. Joe Wilson and late Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham were involved in a bribery pay-for-play scheme connected to Navatek, according to an explosive report from ProPublica released Tuesday. Read more: bit.ly/3UEd8jF
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Each discrete human vice is represented and dramatized in Dantean fashion by its Aqua Teen Hunger Force villain
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garuka@ilygarukaOct 19
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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If I saw a goblin on the wing of the plane I would keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. He knows what he’s doing.
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Not Going to Happen
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1Oct 8
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
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‘Other Mommy’ is a metaphor for the way that mommies in our society are often othered
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For sale: baby torture device never used
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Acyn
@AcynOct 14
Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would leave him alone.
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The whale from Whalefall is a lot smaller in person. Never meet your heroes
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Jordan Fish@jwordfishOct 14
None. Star ratings and ranked lists degrade art and the soul of the observer.
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@hendrixnrosesOct 13
what was the last movie you rated 5 stars ?? #filmtwt
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