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It’s scientific fact: your cat probably wants you dead —> on.fb.me/1MbiWXV

TGIF!

The Pope is joining Instagram and the eternal question will finally be answered: how many selfies does the vessel of God deem appropriate?

Donald Trump, listen to @suesmith666: you need to relax and go swimming in some coins -> on.fb.me/1px7ps4

Self-lacing shoes? Yup. Too bad "Back To The Future 2" didn't predict everything else correctly --> on.fb.me/1PeKtlF

Leaked picture of top GOP leaders discussing ways to stop Trump:

Your Internet friends are way more awkward IRL —> on.fb.me/1QXGrUy feat. @hellolanemoore

There weren’t any snakes in the office so I bought some so I could get rid of them. Unrelated question: how does one get rid of snakes?

The sound of fiddles coming from the walls means your office is infested with Leprechauns --> on.fb.me/1R6r4FQ feat. @sodywater

SEAWORLD OFFICIAL: We are no longer breeding killer whales ME: Any other changes? SO: Dolphin Fight Club night has moved to Tuesdays

when a tweet does well

.@JohnKasich isn’t afraid to make the hard cuts

Supporting Irish ancestry today by only eating at McDonald's.

Your cat wants you dead. Here are the scientifically proven warning signs --> on.fb.me/1MbiWXV

All Trump rallies cancelled for today. Supporters are too busy spewing green beer to spew hate.

currently: sexting with the blarney stone

People still can't believe @POTUS' surprise pick for the Supreme Court --> on.fb.me/1ROuRXZ

Shia LaBeouf can’t hold back his true emotions when he’s watching his own movies —> on.fb.me/1SVPaaT

Kiss me I’m slowly decaying and so are you