FriendliestGuardian

> yes, I did use the gender neutral bathroom > What is your concern with what I've got going on? > You can fight me in this Walmart if you really want to > But when you get your ass beat don't pull out your AR {#MSPARP #HSRP} [Kinda OOC, Mostly shitposty, 18+ accs DNI]

who's gonna stop me from using my green sun powers to give myself lil cat peets? nobody.

im in the washing machine!

when people say you made your bed now lie in it i wish it were true i wanna sleep in a bed thats not the sun or a horrorterror

do not interact? more like please interact. im begging.

my grip on this plane of reality slips everytime i meet a milf

Try'n catch me when I'm covered in grease!

hell is real and it's called a no talking allowed sign

i'm like a rich lady. diamonds EVERYWHERE

what's gender i only know the gentle embrace of asphalt after teleporting too high up

physically i'm here mentally im in a ball pit.

bugs can be friends too

i'm like a rich lady. diamonds EVERYWHERE

When the clock strikes three nineteen, my words will sink into the sea, and I will know for a split second that my whole life's ceased to be

Somehow something set my sundial backwards tilted and upside-down

Try'n catch me when I'm covered in grease!

I'm like if a grape was a person

Crack baby / you don't know what you want / But you know that you had it once / And you know that you want it back

you're gonna wanna be my best friend baby, you're gonna wanna be my best friend.

this green sun bussin

It's so hard to be tiny in this economy