The Q stands for Quality. Major contributor to A Complete Waste of Your Time & Money and Linda Orr’s comedy. Residence: Chicago. Work In Progress on Showtime.

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2014
I think two meals a day is plenty, talking for myself of course. Supposedly, I can say whatever I want to right now.
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The Second City is sad to learn of the passing of alum Noah Gregoropoulos from cancer. He was 63. A legendary teacher of improv and coach…❤️
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Linda Orr retweeted
Noah was always an example of what patience and intelligence could do on stage. A testament to the art of slowing down and wading in to waters that were dark and murky, ermerging with a handful of gold and brilliance. A pioneer of an underground art form, he was 1 in a million.
Thank you for always challenging us to be smarter, to be more passionate, to practice patience in our art, and ultimately, to follow, explore, and chase down the things that scare us on stage. We love you and will forever miss you Noah.
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I washed my shower curtain liner this morning, which kicked off an internal musing which ultimately made me realize that it is so rarely that I get to shower at other people's residences. #LaundryDayAtLindas
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If you could only have 3 foods for the rest of your life I think you would be very foolish to overlook salad.
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We all died a little bit the day corn became a grain.
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I’ll bet even the king and queen of England have a dirty inside of their refrigerator.
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A man on the train was just masturbating while looking at me. I looked him dead in the eye and said “Really?” He then stopped, said “sorry” and popped into a different car. Since then 4 new passengers have taken the seats in which he was using while pleasuring.
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Do you get to have a cell phone in prison?
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If you would like to heighten your pleasure, try masturbating with a cool pair of sunglasses on.
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Will be spending the day looking for coconut scented hairspray. Will not rest until I find it.
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Everyone is gonna flip when they realize falafel is just a fancy french fry.
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I’m totally depressed and just walked into a Marshall’s. I can feel empty, deeply discounted purchases all over the place.
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Have cleaned the bathtub 2 times in an effort to put off working out.
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"Standing outside Wrigley to listen to Lady Gaga perform" is impossible to dress for.
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Spent the day wondering where they get seeds for seedless watermelons.
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It wasn't my biggest problem of the week, but I just can't shake the anger I have at OGX's decision to make their Extra Nourishing Coconut conditioner NOT smell like coconuts. What a waste of $8.99
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