I’m going to eat breakfast, recharge the batteries. I don’t want to talk about last night because it’s only going to make me upset
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I had a goal in 2021 to hit $10,000 profit in sports betting.
With only a couple days left, I need $25,470 to achieve my goal.
UMPHREYS NASHVILLE B BOWL WEEKEND. LFG
Pick 5 10/2:
Attachments
Haunt
Alex’s House
Small Strides
Seasons
Wildcard: Rebubula
CC: @goldlikejoel @MrSoul1013
My mental health and overall wellbeing would skyrocket if I could blast cigs at my desk at work #judgementfreezone #alignment
Bayliss solo on Whitehouse Road last night @ Sand Amphitheater 🔥🔥🔥
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My top 10 ‘26 Bonnaroo sets:
1. Skrillex
2. Gorgon City
3. Rufus Du Sol
4. Sara Landry
5. Nikita the Wicked
6. Mt Joy
7. Cloonee
8. Ganja White Night/Griz
9. Skrillex b2b ISOKNOCK
10. Wednesday
Shoutout Jackie Hollander, Arcy Drive, The Strokes, Griz, Four Tet, and Audrey H
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Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store
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FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!
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“Babe please don’t embarrass me when we meet my parents”
Me in her parents living room watching the pop-tart bowl:
If we could get these Nugs soundboards cleaned up, it would be greatly appreciated, CC @goldlikejoel @umphreysmcgee
If you listen to 8/19/2018 or 4/30/2021 Kabump compared to last night’s Kabump, there are huge gaps in sound quality. Can be a bit deflating
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Thank God Rashee Rice didn’t sports gamble… he would’ve been immediately suspended for the entire season. Instead, he just caused a multi-car crash in Dallas and pleaded guilty to two third degree felony charges.
But at least he didn’t gamble!
ESPN sources: Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is expected to have his disciplinary hearing with the NFL on Tuesday, Sept 30 in New York. This means that Rice now is likely to be able to play the first four weeks of this season before any potential discipline is imposed for his role in a multi-car crash in Dallas during the 2024 offseason.
girl$ x Times Square Sunday
♫ Now Playing Tractorbeam:6/12/2025 at Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival, Manchester, TN on @nugsnet
🎸: Tractorbeam
🏟️: Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival, Manchester, TN
📅: 6/12/2025
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