Isaac Deitz

My doctor says I'm not getting enough placebos.

Dir. Dave Meyers did it again. Well done: youtube.com/watch?v=K7xzmkpw… This video/track made me @LittleSimz fan.

Dear @Vimeo, on behalf of all of us, please make the spacebar the play button.

Now that I’m not a Christian I don’t have to walk past Spencer’s Gifts.

The first rule of mime team is to not talk about mime team.

I haven’t been on Twitter in months. Anything interesting happen?

Just found out the bad news bears died. :(

I'm not a robot and I can prove it.

I'm guessing the ACLU and Children's Hospital isn't gonna get that pledged money from Amber Heard. #Deppvsheard

Kids these days have it easy with Spotify and all that. Back in my day if you wanted to listen to music you’d have to wait for a U2 album to automatically download onto your iPhone without your consent.

There’s no such thing as gaslighting.

Thankful for this video. Listen to Tom Cruise everybody.

I can't imagine dating with these new catfish filters. I got out of that game just before it got wild. Good luck out there boys.

Do you remember which church youth group Super Bowl party you were at when Janet Jackson was the halftime show?

It's good that Spotify is removing Neil Young's anti-vax song "The Needle and the Damage Done"

If you follow Jesus too closely, he'll lead you out of religion. I suppose that's why they killed him.

I'm mildly allergic to apples.

My self-driving car left to get a pack of smokes a few weeks ago.

People who believe they've found the completion of truth stop looking.

Boxing day is just around the corner.

So you're telling me the actor who played Michael Jordan in the hit movie 'Space Jam' was also an outfielder for the '94 White Sox?!