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Isabelle Kohn, CSE

@IsabelleKohn_

Medium tiddy goth girlfriend in sheep's clothing. Senior editor at Slate.

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Joined November 2018
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Hard to edit when I'm blasting Creed, but I'm trying
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Since we're all talking about cucks again melmagazine.com/en-us/story/…
The ‘Cuckold Consultant’ Will Take Your Money and Unleash Your Wife

The ‘Cuckold Consultant’ Will Take Your Money and Unleash Your Wife

On a muggy May night in 2019, Scott sat in his car in the parking lot of a Hilton in Austin, Texas, and tried to...

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Has anyone ever used a "get back your ex" dating coach service on you, to "get you back"? Did it work? DM me for a story!
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"In late 2023, Alexandra, a 66-year-old retired woman in D.C., was defrosting a piece of human feces that she purchased over the internet." 💩 @luke_winkie @slate #longreads slate.com/life/2024/05/fecal…
On the Black Market for Human Poop, Sellers Get Rich, and Buyers Try Not to Get Sick

On the Black Market for Human Poop, Sellers Get Rich, and Buyers Try Not to Get Sick

Michael Harrop started an underground poop-trading empire. But something smells off about his product.

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We deployed @luke_winkie to the middle of the Atlantic ocean for a three-day cruise with fucking CREED to find out how the most hated band on earth suddenly became cool slate.com/culture/2024/05/cr…
The Most Hated Band in Recent History Is Suddenly Beloved—and Even Cool. What Happened?

The Most Hated Band in Recent History Is Suddenly Beloved—and Even Cool. What Happened?

Floating on the Atlantic, the band put on one of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

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"Up is down, black is white, and, due to a sublime confluence of biting irony and prostrating sincerity, Creed fucking rocks."
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That is correct, we do have @girthmasterr writing shockingly tender sex advice for @Slate. Wide load coming through slate.com/human-interest/202…
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Congratulations to me four years ago for writing the best lede ever: "Bryn Close has a brand-new Lamborghini. It’s cherry red and goes 220 miles per hour, and he got it because he let a falcon have sex with his head."
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Did you write this, or do you know who did? DM me or email me at [email protected], I NEED YOU. rb.gy/vuszll
“This so-called community will not rescue you from a k-hole.”

“This so-called community will not rescue you from a k-hole.”

I hate clubbing in Brooklyn, raving in general, and electronic dance music of all kinds.

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Wrote something for the first time in 653 years slate.com/human-interest/202…
Every Year, My Aunt and I Compete to See Who Can Give the Worst Gift. Just When I Thought I Had...

Every Year, My Aunt and I Compete to See Who Can Give the Worst Gift. Just When I Thought I Had...

Her gift always arrived early, to sit beneath the tree, menacing us all.

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Another desperate quote request: Do you hate gifts? Do you want to tell me about this for a Slate story? DM me or reply here. I will commisserate.
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Have you ever purchased something on Instagram or TikTok only to be grossly disappointed by it when it arrived? Looking to speak with people for a Slate story. DMs open or reply here!
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Slate made me prepare and eat Mitt Romney's eldritch, deeply fucked-up salmon ketchup sandwich. "I can't look, I'm going to throw up." - @rebexxxxa slate.com/human-interest/202…
I Made Mitt Romney’s Absolutely Cursed Ketchup Salmon. May the Lord Forgive Me.

I Made Mitt Romney’s Absolutely Cursed Ketchup Salmon. May the Lord Forgive Me.

Making this dish reminded me that he's always been just a little too weird for the general public.

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This is easily one of the most deranged things I've worked on lately and I love it. By Gina DeLuca. slate.com/human-interest/202…
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Luke Winkie@luke_winkie26 Jun 2023
Woke up to a message from @IsabelleKohn_ asking if I could write about RFK Jr.'s bench press numbers and his uncanny old-guy swoleness. Here's What It All Says About America And Everything Going On These Days. slate.com/human-interest/202…

What Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is Trying to Tell Us With Those Beefy, Pulsating, Big-Man Muscles

The yoked Kennedy outcast has started making fitness a crucial vector of his appeal.

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Has anyone here ever started dating or having sex with a Reply Guy or Reply Girl? Or do you know of anyone who has? Or are you the Guy or Girl yourself? DM me for a story hehe #journorequest
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Jacob Brogan@Jacob_Brogan1 May 2023
This by @dankois is the rare article that answers a question you didn't realize you'd been quietly asking yourself for years: slate.com/culture/2023/04/ru…

What Happened to Russell Crowe?

How the Oscar winner went from the hottest thing in Hollywood to the star of The Pope’s Exorcist.

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Welcome to @Slate @luke_winkie! Honored to be your first boss since you had a pizza boss all those years ago, but I, too, will probably also ask for pizza
Luke Winkie (@luke_winkie) profile pictureLuke Winkie@luke_winkie28 Apr 2023
In three weeks I'll be joining Slate as a Staff Writer, bringing an end to a decade's worth of full-time freelancing. I am extremely excited! Hasn't totally hit me yet!
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Luke Winkie@luke_winkie23 Apr 2023
The legacy of Mel Magazine lives on 🥲
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