How to find me at FWA! Time for this boy to return after 10 years
✅ DO:
Ask for uppies
Get photos with me
Ask me about plants, cooking, Yellowstone
❌ Do NOT:
Want to say hi but only tell me after :c
Forget about physical contact consent
Dehydrate/starve! (6-2-1 rule and all)
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Suit fam at FC! Prepare for trouble.
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Did I get enough pool pics? Of course not 😔
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🦵: @CertifiedLeggi
I'm starting to wonder if my love for pumpkin and apple desserts is really a disguised love for cinnamon
Found a raccoon in my headlights this morning. He scurried to the curb, stood up, folded his hands together, and patiently waited for me to pass. What a gentlemanly critter
Trying to play music at work:
Put on classical, people call it looney tunes and change it
Put on jazz, people call it elevator music and change it
Put on EDM, people call it techno and change it
About all I can do is classic rock, we at least can all enjoy that
Testing bacteria cultures including E coli, Staph, Strep, Salmonella, Pseudo, Listeria, pneumoniae, influenzae, etc. Just another day at work in the lab!
I love the diversity of morphologies you get with them all.
One of the greatest tragedies of modern American workplace culture is the discrepancy between the 15-minute paid break and the 20-minute power nap.
Let's not do that again. It turns out I require some me-time for my sanity, but now I know.
Made lots of great memories in the process tho!
My friends: I've seen this movie six times this year, but let's watch it again!
Me: I already watched this movie four years ago, it's too early yet.



















