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Tim Chapman retweeted
After six wonderful years at UK Music, I'm joining Palantir UK as Senior Vice President.
Palantir is the most interesting company on the planet, doing work of real consequence: helping Britain and its allies defend themselves, helping police protect our citizens and helping NHS staff get patients treated and home sooner.
London is comfortably its largest centre outside the US, home to more than one in six employees, the highest proportion among the world's largest technology companies.
We have challenges. Some criticism is propaganda. Some raises legitimate questions about large technology companies and sovereign control. Both require answers.
Part of my role will be to correct false information while working with our engineers to ensure privacy, security and respect for sovereignty are at the heart of everything we do.
Tim Chapman retweeted
A very approximate list of the average monthly essential expenditure a British state pensioner has:
Food £260
Council tax £200
Water rates £60
Gas/electric £300
Contents and building insurance £30
Window cleaner £15
TV licence £20
Phone and broadband £40
Petrol £30
Car tax/insurance/MOT £50
Garden waste bin £5
Boiler service £8
Hair cuts £10
Dentist £20
Total: 1,048.
While the state pension is £965.
And God knows what you do if you have ground rent and management fees to pay.
And for heaven's sake don't enjoy yourselves by buying a plant for the garden, a lipstick, a pair of socks, or a birthday present for a grandchild because you can't actually afford it.
And be very careful with your glasses because a new pair at Specsavers isn't cheap.
What a thoroughly disgusting country we live in when old people have to live like this.
Tim Chapman retweeted
The next series of The Traitors has taken a different direction... I mean.. all of them are traitors.. so....
Utter shame on you all @UKLabour.
Tim Chapman retweeted
Remember, people, we live in Britain. Where Boaty McBoatface won a poll and Mr Blobby was an adored character.
The next MP for Clacton is going to be Count Binface.
RT @JackElsom: EXCL: Keir Starmer told ministers tonight that "Wes can't win" because it would "destroy our party and country".
He invite…
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Tim Chapman retweeted
NEW: Shabana Mahmood, who had been on resignation watch, is not going to quit, her spokesman says. "No. She is getting on with the job".
Tim Chapman retweeted
If you depose a man who led you to a 174 seat majority less than two years ago, you’d better know what you’re doing, or Nigel Farage becomes Prime Minister.
Tim Chapman retweeted
Lesson learned: never ask @afneil for a higher tip!
“I called the owner later that night, and he was fired in the morning.”
@StigAbell | @KateEMcCann
Tim Chapman retweeted
Another huge win in the Lords for a social media ban for u16s. Despite massive x-party support, Labour voted against action now & put forward a plan that does not require the Gvt to take any action for 3 years. It is not good enough, Labour must come forward with a serious plan.
Tim Chapman retweeted
🚨 NEW: No 10 sources say the public will get to see “angry Starmer” in the Commons later today
Tim Chapman retweeted
Phone stolen by teenager on bike at Bus Stop D heading towards Elephant and Castle on Camberwell Road, contact form filled in but paging @metpoliceuk, @MetCC.