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It's-a me, Mario! (RP, mostly silent as portrayed in games.)

Mushroom Kingdom
Joined July 2015
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[We're sorry. The plumber you are trying to reach is currently in pasta heaven.]
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[Mario is very concerned that everyone is obsessed with that shirtless picture of him.]
I mean, we celebrate Mario every year.
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[GET HIM OUTTA HERE. SAVE HIM.]
[The sound of Mario cracking up increases in volume at Ganondorf's misfortune.]
[In the distance, the sound of Mario absolutely cracking up at Pit's misfortune can be heard.]
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[Oh hey, it's time to catch up on the Smash announcements.] [...] Whoa! [COMPLETE UTTER DISBELIEF]
[mario64dizzyface.gif]
................huh.
also the Yoshi series is maybe set in an alternate universe???? #deepestlores
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Pfft, you guys! Mario isn't from Brooklyn! The other Yoshis saved him when he was a ki--!
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I DON'T KNOW IF MARIO AND LUIGI ARE FROM BROOKLYN OR THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM NOW MIAYAMOTO CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND RIPPED MY CHILDREN AWAY [SOB]
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Little Mac and.... .....Who on Earth else is American in our thing?
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Wahoo! [Technically from Brooklyn.]
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