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I typically post screenshots and replays on thursdays Don't mistake candor for spite. Adult male Keep your slurs to yourself.

Wisconsin
Joined October 2014
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If I blocked you, and you never interacted with me at all, it's probably because of your username and/or bio.
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TF2 doesn't show in game stats for other players and it's miserable. "Points" are basically meaningless
hot take: we gotta remove live in-game stats entirely
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I hate that I have to click "not interested" on tweets about a subject I actually like just so my timeline isn't completely overrun by them
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It's as I've always said If you got a Switch 2 and a PC, then you truly are set for gaming.
People really cannot comprehend that the Switch 2 can be someone's primary gaming platform. Not everyone wants a PC, PlayStation, or Xbox.
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My "morning grogginess" is so bad that I don't wake up until noon (to be fair, I'm typing this at nearly 2am, but I could never wake up for a first shift job)
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The linked study is a conference abstract showing a statistical association between sleep inertia symptoms and adult ADHD. It does not measure or mention prefrontal cortex recovery, blood flow, dopamine signaling, or a 60-minute difference academic.oup.com/sleep/article/…
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My power's been out for the past 25 minutes and I really hope it comes back before I have to get ready for work because this is the worst possible time.
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I have 1 hour left before I have to get out of bed. This is so annoying.
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Oh thank goodness it's back
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I just became aware that if I'm holding my phone 5 inches from my face it's easier to see with my glasses off. Do I really need bifocals if I have perfect short range vision? Maybe it's because I just woke up but still...
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I wonder if characters in foreign dubbed versions of Overwatch speak english. Like Soldier 76.
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Happy birthday to the comedy legend John Cleese Have a great day 🎂🎂🎂🎂 @JohnCleese
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I think getting physical copies of live service games like overwatch or games with constant updates like Minecraft is pretty pointless. Unless the physical comes out AFTER they stop development.
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Somebody needs to make "high quality rips", but they're actually 3d model rips with joke changes added in. Like Mario 64 but using smash ultimate textures just on the shoes.
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I know OoT is an old game, and there's not really anything left to "spoil" in the remake, but I still don't appreciate everyone posting gameplay footage of basically everything that's changed without warning. Maybe I should just mute it for a week.
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I didn't realize I forgot to grab that necklace when my follower died so it's good that they put it back in the roulette #CultoftheLamb #NintendoSwitch2
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Oh that's how I was supposed to find that shard, I didn't notice it in my first playthrough. #CultoftheLamb #NintendoSwitch2
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These follower minimums seem arbitrary. Maybe it's so that you don't accidentally freeze your whole cult while you're gone. #CultoftheLamb #NintendoSwitch2
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I had no idea that failing to unfreeze someone would just make them explode into meat. After this I reset for obvious reasons. #CultoftheLamb #NintendoSwitch2
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This looks like some sort of NSFW warning #CultoftheLamb #NintendoSwitch2
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I don't think these weird squares are supposed to be here #CultoftheLamb #NintendoSwitch2
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