The Canadian Game

I was a young boy when this game started, and now my best years are behind me. Time passes like sand through your fingers, ever faster, never to be regained. One day we will all be dead, and this game may still be going on. Get pucks deep, forecheck, pucks on net with traffic.

Here’s how the 2023 #StanleyCupPlayoffs are going to go, in case you’re interested:

Experience Sharks hockey

Spilled some mayonnaise and cleaned it up with a vacuum, call that

BREAKING: The Detroit Red Wings have been relegated to the AHL mid-game.

Two things about Theo Fleury. Both can be true: 1. The abuse he suffered as a child was horrific, and he is worthy of extreme sympathy. 2. He needs to shut the fuck up and stop spreading dangerous, anti-science, conspiracy theory bullshit.

Whose opinion has more value, the person who has studied viruses their entire life, or a lifelong hockey man? Impossible to say. Maybe the epidemiologist has some valuable insight for Yzerman on how to scout and evaluate players, while we’re completely disregarding expertise.

#NSFW #TwitterAfterDark

#BattleOfFlorida #StanleyCupPlayoffs

The Panthers coaching staff highlighting the most dangerous players on Tampa’s roster heading into game one:

Here’s exactly how the #StanleyCupPlayoffs are going to go, in case you were wondering:

Me and the boys when the vaccine hits:

Quick update on the Buffalo Sabres:

McDaddy is on another level. This is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen.

Krejci doing his best Heater impression

The best shooter in the history of hockey is at it again. Effortless, devastating, perfect shot.

Are you kidding me, Crosby?! First game and he’s already doing insane things that no other player does. #NHLisBack