Charity

It’s like a...sandwich of tweets and retweets. 🥪

Side profile Clee sit on this Sunday @CleeWeezy

“Oughe, @CleeWeezy, I did a cleebsit but it’s Mondaey. Does it still count?” -Charlotte

Finally captured Charlotte in a clee sit! @CleeWeezy #CleeSitSunday

Was waiting to get my license renewed today and a very frustrated, angry man was yelling loudly at the employees because he didn’t have the right paperwork. “This is AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION”, he yelled. And then…yes he did: “THIS IS MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE”

Ope. I said this yesterday at a soccer game.

A watched pot may never boil, but the see through electric kettles sure do.

Pretty sure someone stole my delivery of Lactaid off my doorstep. All I wanted was to eat pizza without consequences. Really hope you enjoy your new treasure, whoever you are.

Never thought I’d have to whisper “Charlotte, please…please don’t jump in the trash can” to my cat at 4 am as I battled a stomach bug, but there we were.

Today is Charlotte’s 3rd birthday, and I gave her some catnip puffs. This might be the greatest picture I’ve ever taken of her 😂

I bought myself a new toilet seat as a little birthday treat. What a time to be alive. I know how to PARTY.

If you feel like you’re not doing a great job being a functioning adult, just know I got trapped in my romper trying to use the restroom between meetings, and my membership was not revoked. Happy Friday.

Well that was a VERY expensive pothole. The good news is, while I was at the shop for 5 hours 🙃🙃🙃, I read 4 issues of Missouri Conservationist Magazine and can now talk about bats and caves at length.

Reason 1,425 I love @QuikTrip: I got a flat tire from a pothole on my way into one of the locations and a clerk saw it happen. He offered to put my spare on for me and kept me from having to wait an hour for a tow. This guy deserves a raise.

I just tried to schedule a meeting from 8:30am to 8:25am, so today is going to be great 🙃

Nothing like using a bathroom with a toilet that faces an angled mirror to really humble you.

Shocked that Elon’s “extremely hardcore” demands backfired 🙃

I should be sleeping, but can’t stop reading everyone’s goodbye tweets.

I’ve been holding on to something for awhile, but I’ve got to let it out. It’s been weighing me down. Apples are the superior fall flavor. Pumpkins are cute, but 10-1, would choose apples. Thank you for your time. 🍂🍎🍁🍎🍂🍎🍁🍎

I really need Lars Nootbaar and Joe Kelly to meet. The mischief would be through the roof.