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First-Round Draft Pick Professional Fumbler (‘17 - ‘26) | HTX | RΩR | UTSA | Arceus 1:29 | He/Him

Alternate Earth #17
Joined October 2011
Photo by OnlyDans (@ItsDandingo)
Hope I’m not too late
Black Swifties Thread? Y’all better not air me I wanna see my black Swifties and I want the world to see us. Quote this!
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‘믿듣탱’ #태연 의 스페셜한 정규 4집, #Unspecial 11월 30일 발매 타이틀곡 포함 다채로운 감성의 12곡 수록! 오늘부터 예약 판매 시작 m.entertain.naver.com/home/a… #TAEYEON #태연 #Unspecial #TAEYEONUnspecial #GirlsGeneration #소녀시대
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Apple Music teases its 2026 Artist of the Year.
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TAEYEON 태연 'Unspecial' Curtain Raiser TAEYEON 태연 The 4th Album 〖Unspecial〗 ➫ 2026.11.30 6PM (KST) #TAEYEON #태연 #Unspecial #TAEYEONUnspecial #GirlsGeneration #소녀시대
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Nooooo she fell for it 😭😭😭
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What email you don’t have a job
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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she called out chris brown and nicki minaj. two disgusting human beings
Yall letting that Zara larsson girl get tooo comfortable everytime I look up she’s dissing someone black..
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EVERY BODY WATCH DRUSKI SNL THE GREAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU DOING BREAK SNL STATION FOR ONCE HE THE ONLY ONE WE GOT
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Haley hate ain’t ever warranted
Tinashe and halsey also liked shady posts #Barbz
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Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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😭I hate finding this funny lmao
Pokemon in the hood Made with @higgsfield
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“Do you support abortion” Yes “Would you think it would be okay if your mom aborted you” I wouldn’t even know bitch get a grip
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“i hate how good of a person chris is” im the first in my bloodline to read this
"Welcome to My Show"🥴🥴🥴🥴 I hate how good of a person Chris is 😭😭he respects them old heads too much for my liking
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😭😭😭😭😭
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i support abortion because i wish so many of y'all had been aborted
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seeing discussingfilm so unabashedly happy about this that they broke character actually put a smile on my face
yayyyy new Wallace & Gromit christmas short! ❤️
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GET READY AMERICA THIS IS NEXT
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🚨 HUGE: Democrats have officially ended Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage.
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Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
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i was BORN in texas. took texas history in 7th grade like every TEXAN does. graduated from a TEXAS university. grew up in texas my whole life. and i didn’t end up delusional like this person 😭 only non texans think like this
Either assimilate or get the fuck out…
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