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Be brave but not reckless. Think clearly but don't overthink into paralysis.

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Joined October 2025
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Checking my bank account a month after a breakup
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J'ai la meilleure vidรฉo de 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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RIGATHI GACHAGUA: Mtaamka mapema? WAKAMBA: Eeeeee! RIGATHI GACHAGUA: Kumfukuza Kasongo? WAKAMBA: Eee! RIGATHI GACHAGUA: Saa ngapi? WAKAMBA: Saa kumi na moja! RIGATHI GACHAGUA: Ati saa kumi na moja? Hii kijana akamatwe! WAKAMBA: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ RIGATHI GACHAGUA: Ati saa kumi na moja? Wewe Wakamba, msilete mchezo! Kasongo hawezi kufutwa saa kumi na moja. Huyu ni mtu mbaya. Saa ya kumfukuza Kasongo ni saa saba usiku! WAKAMBA: Yoooooh noooooooooo! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ RIGATHI GACHAGUA: Haraaaaaambe...! WAKAMBA: WANTAAAAAM! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The only reason the piece of paper in your wallet you call money, has value, is because you keep pretending it has. Fiat currency is backed by thin air. It is the currency of slaves.
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The North Remembers.
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After wasting 4 years in university, Iโ€™ve decided to venture into poultry farming. Massive congratulations to me ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ
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Their Children. Our Children
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If the unrest in Somalia peaks, I'm gonna need all somali nationalists from across the world, who swear how great their country is, to flock back and fix it. They have a unique chance right now, to show their global detractors that they actually mean it.
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I have closed today with only 240 shillings between me and poverty. 240! Sasa naimagine kama ile kamrembo kanaitwa eve kangeniitikia,ndoa unajua haingemalisa mwaka aki. Mtoto wa kibabi unapea yeye kabej siku mbili anapata allergy bwana,mtoto amezoea sosej na brocolli, na ile pancake haiwekangwi mafuta inaitwa nun bread. Hiyo vitu yote huwesi pata na chini ya elfu mbili. Ningeumia sana aisee. Alafu ujue watoto wa kitajiri hawakosangi kaugonjwa moja expensive. Na akigonjeka tena upeleki yeye kenyatta,ni Agha khan,pale per night ukikua admitted ni 50 sausand. Mama yangu! Saai ingine mungu anakunyimanga vitu umeitisha juu anajua huwesani. Mimi sahii wacha niendelee kuskuma mwaka na hii caincedo yangu. Hawa ata mnawesa rarua boflo na avocado supper na hawashtuki,bora amemeza kitu. Hawa ata hawagonjekangi. Sufuria wanasugua namna atari sana. Mimi pesa ikirudi nitawesa kasirika nichukue caincedo yangu moja nipeleke Turkey,wanitengenesee tu msuuri, atoke kama eve maina,Soko naye haitawahi niona tena aki. Eih! Dj chesa I have nothing by whitney houston,na usiweke chiki chiki
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In week one, Dr. Karanja(lecturer) told our whole class: "I don't take attendance. Come for the CATs and the exam, the rest is your business." Nobody complained. I used the free time to hustle for rent. I wrote every CAT and scored 68 in the exam. When results came out, next to..
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Ndio young energetic slightly handsome dude naamka from my small crib , weather YA Leo is for two but bachelors tumezoea upweke Na baridi shadidi, natembea mwendo Wa Aste aste Mpaka dukani kuchukua kiamsha kinywa ( maziwa YA 20 Na mandazi YA 5) , moyoni Nina Imani kwamba mola atanibariki nami siku moja niwe Na maokoto ndiposa nikaweze kurudisha mkono Kwa wavyele Wangu. Sabalkheri wangwana?
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Pale highschool time ya kuchagua subjects kitu ilifanya nisichague physics nakumbuka huyo mode alitufanyia hesabu ati ya how an insect from Mombasa to Nairobi flying at a speed of 100km/h inaeza angusha bus from Nairobi to mombasa travelling at a speed of 60km/h.
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The secret of excelling in ai work is research. Find what everyone is not looking for, work silently and earn. You can be based in Kenya but dispatching trucks in Utah on a 38000 USD per year, fully remote na ulipe adi taxes and even file returns. Stay sharp.
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Kairo naona alilelemewa. You know this thing called bouncing back is not as easy as it is made to sound. Bouncing back,kuna an 85% chance of impossibility. Its like building all over again. Na hii maisha vile nimejionea most of the time when your chance goes with the wind,the probability of the stars aligning again to your favour are close to zero. I'm not discouraging anyone Si ata mimi nimekua hapo. Kuna siku pesa ilikua si shida kwangu,the tips I used to recieve from Wazungus in that game park were like Ruto,yani very crazy. Na sikua na mtoto ama girlfriend iyo saa. It was just me and happiness. Hapo Naivasha nikitoka bank viberiti ngoma walikua wananipiginia kama Toplayer pale highschool. I used to tip properly,2000 per shot,naenda kama 8 shots ya mwezi mzima. Kurudishia mwili shukran after chasing zebras in the East African hot sun Alafu kuna Extra curricular activities like twerking,unaingia ploti namna hii unaona wamama wameinama ni sende zinatingika tu kama uchumi ya sudan,nimewalipa 600 each. You would think vybz kartel was shooting a video in Kihoto Naivasha. Njambi could twerk with one ass so I gave her 850 to support her talent Pesa nilikua nanuka pesa. I wasted so much of it,ata sikununua kaploti jameni na 50 by 100 ilikua 40k . After kazi kuisha my concubines deserted me,I have never bounced back. Hii kampuni yangu ndio ilikua tegemeo lakini karibu cartel wanakamate nayo buana. Such memories come to me at 2am sleeping najipata nimeuma bibi mgongo juu ya hasira
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Kuna time my pal ameitwa interview ya accountant Westie kwa mhindi. Jamaa akaraukia huko mapema sana. Jioni kurudi, alikua na smile ingine atari sana. Kumwuliza, anasema interview imekua mboga saiti. Ati walikua watu over 200, so walipewa sit-in multi-choice exam.
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Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka kuna boiz wangu yeye aliniambia hawezi shinda akifuata dem ati ndo amsupply na high electricity voltage, yeye alisema heri aende pale river road na mia tatu yake apige shughli wamaliziane hapo ๐Ÿ˜‚,so kuna hii time boiz aliniambia alienda pale....
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โ€œHow much have you lost trying to make money?" Me:
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Why donโ€™t you sleep at night? Me:
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God, let me win this time.
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