Ain’t that some shit

Greenville, SC
Joined February 2013
Lesson learned: If you eat nothing but French toast sticks for a week you will become physically ill
Serious Question:why are square waffle makers so much more expensive than circle ones?
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I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard
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Things I will later immensely regret: packing only Crocs and Birkenstocks for New Smyrna
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Honestly thankful for those same 3 people that participate in online classes
My boss just texted me to let me know we’ll be having a Zoom staff meeting & that we will be “visible”which loosely translates to pls wear a bra and try not to look like shit.
If 2020 taught me anything it was to use pencil in my day planner
Update: today I cried in the middle of the isle at Aldis. And about sums up 2020.
Either I’m getting old or 2020 Is off to a good start because I remembered to bring bags with me to Aldis.
Madison McKenna retweeted
This is so good. If you’re a Charlotte resident, you know that I-77 is the WORST. #neverstopimproving #churchsign
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If you were in college when Yik Yak was a thing, you are one of the few that I have ultimate respect for.
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Nobody: West Virginia: you know what this 4 lane highway needs? A couple of random stop lights.
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You know you’ve been In the south to long when you visit home and you find yourself looking for copperheads as you walk.
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Today I pulled not 1 but 2 Gray hairs out. I AM OK
If y’all need me Saturday I’ll be tailgating in the Ruby Tuesdays parking lot in front of @MyrtleBSpeedway
On this day in 2012, @doug_coby scored his 4th career NASCAR Whelen Modified Tour win at @StaffordSpeedwy #NASCAR #NWMT
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Quote of the night in the stands at Greenville Pickens: “ I’ll tell ya what I’m really worried about, that virtual computer racing stuff”.
*Roommate moves out *Me all day
Might get to catch some shitty race cars turn some laps might get leveled in a Tornado. It’s a Win-Win.
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ALSO: The South Carolina welcome packet failed to mention how common tornados are.
Greenville Pickens is holding a free open practice Saturday. Except apparently nobody checked the forecast🙄