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Joined January 2015
It's 7pm, Tekken top 8 is almost done, and SIX KI SETUPS are still in full use I love this community so much #PlayKI
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1 is the pile for retirement homes 2 is all chocolate, little variety, and plain M&Ms 👎 3 is all gummy with wild variation in consistency between them. Those Haribo mini bears are almost certainly concrete and the Dots are on their way 4 is the only correct answer
Just in time for Halloween: You can only grab one pile. Which one are you taking?
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Regrettably need to bang this drum again. Every nearby shelter either turned us down or isn't taking surrenders at all. Please, if you know anyone, no distance is too far at this point. I'm fearing the worst.
Might be making a mistake posting this. We'll see. 🧵 I need some help from any nearby friends. This is a story I've told a few people but it's been background noise in an otherwise stressful year for me. In January of 2026, my two dogs attacked two other dogs.
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We have a little over a week until we have to go to court over the fact that the dogs are still here, and we'll either get slapped with huge fines, or the dogs will be taken, I'm not sure which. Neither is good. Please help me.
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We've reached out to at least 10 different shelters/fosters and tried 4 different DIY listing options. Nobody is taking dogs, especially not ones with their (very surmountable) history.
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I'm safe (banger tweet too)
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Costco's twisted churro is just a normal churro to me
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The discourse surrounding this comic is going to transform me into a suicide statistic because I am a hopeless romantic who believes marriage and romantic relationships should start with a deep friendship and I'm pathetic for believing that.
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Laughing at the funny numbers at the gas pump to hide the homicidal rage
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I went through my kid's Halloween candy and found a pirated copy of Tekken 6??? Sick people out there
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"I know things have been bad in the past 4 days, but if we could all just hold on for 133x that length of time, everything will be okay" I have a better idea
as bad as things have gotten in the past 4 days, they are going to get a lot worse before they get better. security leaders, never let a crisis go to waste: please go to your boards and ask for help right now. not for ai, for the basics. (we need to hold on for ~18 months.)
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Ovis @ Home retweeted
tomorrow we’re back with Road to Mixfest! place Top 3 in SF6, Tekken 8, or Avatar Legends for free registration AND hotel for Midwest Mixfest 2026!
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Does Krogervania have backtracking
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival grocery store chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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Ovis @ Home retweeted
this video game brings me such joy. Wouldn't you agree @SonicBladeTv ?
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Ah yes, a real thing a trans support group in a deep red state would do: conspicuously label the envelope with a giant trans flag for any unsuspecting transphobe to see Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott think you are all a bunch of gullible idiots and you're proving them right!
I got the rage bait mail!
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This is reaching escape velocity and I need you all to know that I will compulsively shit on every weirdo bigot that has the nerve to enter my replies, I can't help it, it's an addiction. Please consider the damage to my free time before you retweet.
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"hey eMudhra, what's your super secret unguessable private decryption key?"
‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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My radical urbanist belief is that full sections of major transit and foot traffic veins like Michigan Ave should be fully closed to cars. I'd call this a good start.
The new Michigan Ave. bus lane took up one of the best Sunday/holiday free parking zones in Chicago. 😭
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I got to experience this when I was in Edinburgh, where part of Princes St is strictly bus/tram only. It's a bit different there as they rely mostly on buses, but it was still a glimpse into what it could look like, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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I simply cut out the middleman and don't do the work myself, as god intended
This was so foreseeable (indeed my early prediction when ChatGPT came out) but a lot of tech people have a hard time understanding that the hypothetical enriching use of a tech loses out to the lazy corner cutting use 99.9% of the time theguardian.com/technology/2…
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