Maryland, USA
Joined January 2022
I personally think we have to stop making guest experience a priority for weddings. Weddings literally have nothing to do with the guest, it’s 100% about the couple. If you can’t afford it, don’t like the requirements/rules simply don’t go it’s not that hard.
I personally think destination weddings are unrealistic & unfair to the guest. I said what I said. You take a honeymoon for a reason & unless it’s a cultural thing I don’t think you should be asking your friends & family to drop that kind of money idc.
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Moody Tones.
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Nothing is funnier than watching your husband meet a little boy that likes your daughter for the first time. LMAOOOO
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she was a burger he was a king
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I actually hate how she puts her press ons over her cuticle.
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لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع
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i love grabbing stuff with my feet it makes me feel so connected to my primate family
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People have the right to brag about whatever they want. It’s your right to ignore them and move on with your day.
I think, if you don’t want to have kids there’s no need to come on the internet and tell us how life’s great cause you don’t have kids. You sound miserable, if you’re happy you wouldn’t be bothered about what it’s like to actually have kids. It’s just weird behavior.
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My baby daddy was on his knees begging for that child. Today, he doesn’t do anything for her. Make sure YOU want to be a mother. Nothing else should make you get a child, especially, a Man saying he wants one.
Also make sure your man wants kids before bearing children for him🥹 The number of single mothers is through the roof😌
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cuando estoy teniendo una pesadilla pero recuerdo que yo tengo el control ahí
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Foot tattoos are so cunt & grown & sexy. I want one
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when I met my husband he was a 20 yr old man and ate JUST LIKE THIS. everything was pizza and oven food. But thankfully I learned to COOK and would get super excited about learning new meals and would put on my big girlie eyes like “papi please try it” now he eats everything lol
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There is still a bunch of stuff he’s like “nope I’m good” but once you get them to eat onions, peppers, tomatoes, and herbs the possibilities are actually endless lol.
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You don’t need 365, don’t be ridiculous. You need a solid 25 easy meals and like 10 “special” meals and it works perfectly fine.
Please come up with 365 meals, not using the same one more than once a month with pork, beef, and chicken. Also take into account how many people youre feeding and their different diets and preferences.
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hot take but some of these moms are way over packing their hospital bags. If you need a SUITCASE to go to l&d? You have too much going on I’m so sorry
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Heyyyyy... Heyyyyyy.........
alguém sabe me dizer se é muito grave?
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I LOVE when the IG post has a witty caption.
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Heliophile:
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motherhood is actually fucking amazing and even better when you have a few dollars!
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y'all don't solo dance in your room enough, that's why you're always mad.
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