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Hatfield, East
Joined November 2011
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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For anyone wondering, ‘Karōshi’ isn't a fictional sci-fi title; it’s the official Japanese term for dropping dead at your desk from extreme overtime. The John Wick team turning real-life fatal workplace stress into a stylized samurai revenge movie is insane. Teo Yoo really went from Past Lives romance to killing corporate executives over unpaid overtime
First trailer for ‘KARŌSHI’, starring Teo Yoo, Cynthia Erivo and Giancarlo Esposito. The action-thriller follows a man who infiltrates a powerful company that holds employees with a twisted corporate loyalty. In theaters on February 5, 2027.
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Why do I need anyone's certification when I'm already certi'? BBK had the blueprint early, how many years have my crew been certy?
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Women also tell too much business. A man could get a cut and not even mention it’s for a special occasion.
Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
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British politics is comedy at this point. The British-Pakistani woman says you can stay, the British-Nigerian woman says get out. Two daughters of immigrant families are arguing over who gets to shut the door. You couldn’t script this shit. 😂
Shabana has made a serious mistake surrendering to Labour MPs. So I’m putting people on notice - when we get into government we will scrap this weak policy. Immigration is too high. Labour are making a bad situation much, much worse. The Conservative Party is under new management. I accept this problem started under a previous Conservative govt. Many of those in that Cabinet have gone to Reform where they belong. And I’ve got a proper plan to fix it👇
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Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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If you think that this is about illegal immigration then I got a bridge to sell you.
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J.K. Rowling naming a black person
We are happy to report that missing person, Rayjay Strikeswithagun, has been located safe. Thank you for helping by sharing the message!
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Congratulations on an incredible international career, @Cristiano 🐐🇵🇹 Enjoy your retirement ❤️
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First trailer for ‘KARŌSHI’, starring Teo Yoo, Cynthia Erivo and Giancarlo Esposito. The action-thriller follows a man who infiltrates a powerful company that holds employees with a twisted corporate loyalty. In theaters on February 5, 2027.
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We are looking for a research associate to join our team on the philanthropy side!!! You’ll study how wealth from technology and AI could reshape scientific philanthropy, looking at new institutions and funding models and speaking with the people behind them :) London-based, more info below! science.works/work-with-us/r…
🚨 come work with us! 🚨 We're looking for a Research Associate (London, UK): someone curious and diligent to investigate how philanthropy is allocated in science, and how it’s changing the way that science is organised and funded. Apply here by the 18th November science.works/work-with-us/r…
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It’s Nyoni now? What happened to Elliot, Jones, Bajetic? #MUFC #LFC
Nyoni gave Mainoo a 4 year head start and still scored in the UCL before him 😂😂
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Mind you, growing up, I genuinely thought words like “gallivanting” “vex” “perambulate” “rigmarole” etc. were all Pidgin English because they were such regular features of everyday Pidgin conversations. 😭
Imagine me, a Nigerian, using "gallivanting" in a sentence. A word almost all Nigerians know of in primary school because at one point, our headmaster/mistress used it. Then you'll tell me I used AI for it. Waka!
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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All the people who objected to the Lakers drafting Bronny probably can’t tell me off the top of their heads who the three players that were drafted after him were and where they currently are.
Kwame Brown calls out Bronny James for stealing NBA roster spots from hardworking kids who worked their butts off trying to make it to the league. “The only reason why everybody’s okay with it is because of his father.”
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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