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Tallahassee 🟧
Joined June 2017
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Sunrise today. Sound up. Where do I live? Paradise.
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Got notification of my ninety dollar Trump bribe today. I won’t hold my breath for the actual money, though. And it could’ve been 90 million. I still wouldn’t vote for these GOP clowns! Trump is so stupid.
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Boy, I wish I was this clever but I don’t think I can top “Ken Paxton microwaves fish in the office break room!”
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Yes, I tried to rob a bank but I was only testing the bank’s security systems so you have to let me go! Haha. Sure…. Now g’head and do that with voting.
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Saw a ton of turkeys on my way from Ocala to Tallahassee. I don’t think they know it’s almost Thanksgiving!
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Trump and pals are “The Gang that Couldn’t Coup Straight.” Now that’s funny, Jen Psaki! @MSNOWNews
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Mom (94) has been hospitalized. She fret all day about her dining room centerpiece—a medium-sized pumpkin, on a plate to protect the table. But she was worried. If the pumpkin really started rotting, it wouldn’t be enough! Seems reasonable, so I checked. The pumpkin is ceramic.
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Man, I’d tell you about the week I’ve had but nobody wants to hear that shit.
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Florida’s Craig Pittman, @CraigTimes, posted this new gem. Could Border Patrol Agents be so stupid that they think they can vote in counties where they aren’t registered? Maybe they’re that dumb. It’s possible. It’s also possible they just wanted to hang around and intimidate.
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Today at St. Marks I encountered a “murmuration” of Tree Swallows! First of season! This flock is maybe a few thousand? There were many more. They first came in at head level and made me jump! The group inspected a bush. Pretty cool. It’s the only bunch I caught on camera.
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Don’t tell mom but in the morning I’m leaving for Wakulla Beach Road at about 5 a.m. I’m going to catch the peak of the Haley’s Comet meteor shower. Conditions on that particular dirt road south of Tallahassee should be really, really perfect at that hour! 😁🤓😜
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I thought I lost one of my hearing aids on my trip to Jacksonville but guess what I just found in the bottom of my suitcase? I SAID, GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND IN THE BOTTOM OF MY SUITCASE!
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Was nice to see my brother-in-law with whom I’ve been close for 45 years. Lost my younger sister, Carol, at 57 and my older sister, Helen, at 49—both to cancer. I’ve had multiple cancer diagnoses but with early treatment, I’ve somehow survived into my 70s. Funny how life works.
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I said it so nice, I’m saying it twice! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤓😇
Seeing the Air Force Thunderbirds and the Navy Blue Angels performing together? A rare treat. Having the NAS Jacksonville air show delayed for 30 minutes because one of the six USAF jets wouldn’t start? Hilarious! Go Navy.
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