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Ivy 💖 retweeted
My neighbors accidentally turned me into the neighborhood’s biggest security threat, and I have absolutely no one to blame but myself. Someone posted on our Ring app: “Woman in a gray hoodie walks past our houses every morning around 5:40 AM, moving slowly and looking into people’s windows. Has anyone else noticed her?” I commented, “YES! I’ve seen her too. Super creepy!” The woman was me. The next morning, 14 neighbors had started a neighborhood safety patrol group. Naturally, I joined.
Ivy 💖 retweeted
My dad worked the same warehouse job for 31 years. Retired last Friday. They gave him a sheet cake and a $50 Applebee's gift card.
He came home, sat in his truck in the driveway for an hour, and said "now what." I've never seen him look so lost.
I watched from the kitchen window. He just sat there with both hands on the wheel like he was waiting for a shift to start.
Mom finally went out and knocked on the glass. He rolled it down and said, "Alarm didn't go off this morning and I woke up anyway. Thirty-one years and my body doesn't know it's done."
That weekend he didn't know what to do with himself. He reorganized the garage twice. He washed a truck that was already clean.
Sunday night he asked me if I thought the guys at work would call. I said probably. We both knew they wouldn't, not right away. That's how it goes.
Ivy 💖 retweeted
Marcus didn’t ghost her. He just finished the job you wouldn’t.
My wife had been secretly seeing her ex-boyfriend behind my back, but I never imagined she would come home from a dinner date with him and ask me for a divorce.
My name is Victor. My wife, Ella, and I had been married for six years. I believed we had a happy marriage, and I had never given her a reason to look elsewhere.
But recently, she had become distant. She spent more time on her phone, smiled at messages she refused to explain, and started going out more frequently.
One Friday evening, she told me she was meeting an old female friend for dinner.
I didn't question her.
I even wished her a good evening before she left.
What I didn't know was that she was meeting her ex-boyfriend, Marcus.
She returned home around 11:30 p.m. She smelled of expensive perfume and was unusually cheerful.
I asked how her evening went.
She smiled and said, It was lovely. We had so much to talk about.
Then she walked into the bedroom, changed her clothes, and came back holding a brown envelope.
She placed it on the dining table.
I opened it and found divorce papers.
I looked at her in disbelief.
What is this?
She folded her arms.
I want a divorce, Victor. I've been unhappy for a long time, and I think we should both move on.
I stared at her.
You came home from dinner and suddenly decided you wanted a divorce?
She sighed impatiently.
Please don't make this difficult. Just sign the papers.
I asked her if there was someone else.
She looked away for a moment before answering.
That's none of your business anymore.
I didn't argue. I simply pushed the papers aside and told her I wouldn't sign anything until I understood what was happening.
She became furious.
You're making this harder than it needs to be!
That night, she slept in the guest room.
But the following morning, I received a message from an unknown number.
It contained a photograph of my wife sitting across a restaurant table from Marcus, holding his hand.
And underneath it was a message that made my blood run cold.
Ivy 💖 retweeted
Classic “I was just helping” move. You built the system so the ring wouldn’t get lost, she broke it, and now it’s somehow your problem on your day off. Hard pass.
I work at a jewelry and watch repair store in the United States.
We handle everything from ring resizing to engraving, cleaning, and more complicated repairs that have to be sent to outside specialists.
Our store has a system for a reason.
Some customers have care plans that cover certain services, such as resizing and cleaning. Other services are paid separately.
Every repair gets its own ticket and envelope, with color coding and reference numbers to make sure nothing gets mixed up.
Recently, a customer brought in a ring for two separate services.
First, she wanted it resized from a 6.5 to a 7. That was covered under her care plan.
Second, she wanted an estimate for engraving an additional letter inside the band. That wasn’t covered, so it needed a separate repair ticket.
Ivy 💖 retweeted
大学の卒業生が集まる同窓会で、昔、私のことを「奨学金で通っている貧乏人」と陰で笑っていた女性に再会した。
彼女は高級ブランドのバッグを肩にかけ、夫らしき男性と一緒にいた。
私の顔を見るなり、彼女は夫に紹介した。
「この人、学生時代はいつも学食の一番安い定食を食べていたの。服も毎日同じようなものばかりだったのよ」
そう言って楽しそうに笑った。
私は否定もせず、軽く会釈した。
Ivy 💖 retweeted
娘が泣きながら学校から帰ってきました。
驚いて、どうしたの？と聞くと
やっぱり生理だったー！うゎーん。と泣く。
今朝、パンツに茶褐色の汚れあり。
それを聞いて私はジョーダンで、あら生理じゃないの？って言ったんです。
娘はちがーう！昨日、下痢したからちゃんと拭けてなかっただけだもん！と言ってました。
ですが、確信を持ったようで泣きながら帰ってきた。きっと初めてで不安だし、周りに話すのもできなかっただろなと察知！
絶対誰にも言わないで、うわーん。って。
私は〇〇ちゃん
おめでとう。大丈夫だよー。大人に一歩づつ近付いてるんだよー。って声かけました。
5年生だもん。周りの人も言わないだけで始まってる人も多いと思うよー。と言うと気持ちが落ち着いてきた。
ママの時も生理が始まった時、ばぁばがお赤飯炊いてお祝いしてくれたんだよー！って言った。
（私は遅く中2だった）
お赤飯好きじゃないからいらん。て…言われた。
とりあえず
生理の仕組みを教え、ナプキンをつけてあげた。それと同時に妊娠する可能性があることも伝えた。
そして昨日お股をお尻拭きで拭いてあげたんです…私はしゃがんで
Ivy 💖 retweeted
ごめんねJK
うちは高学歴高収入の家じゃない
低学歴低収入なので、修学旅行のお小遣いは
沢山あげられません
お友達より少ないかも知れません
少ないなりに工夫するしかないし
貰えるだけ感謝して欲しい
旅行の積立11万
毎月毎月支払ってきた
楽しんで来て欲しいと思う
だけど苦しいのよ
大学生一人暮らしの兄と食べ盛りの弟と
遠方長期不在の旦那と
2年後大学一人暮らししたいっていう貴方の
資金をなんとかやりくりしないといけないの…
先月車検も2台やって
デカい方のバッテリー急に上がって買ったの…
こたつ壊れてるけど買えないんだよ
母は半年スパンの美容室だし
風呂の残り湯で洗髪して
パンツも穴空いてるし
Ivy 💖 retweeted
あーぁ！！！！！！！！！！
息子が退部届出したってさ！！！！！
なんか電話かかって来てキレてたわ、顧問。
無責任だの、ここで辞めたら勿体ないだの、まだやれるだの、可能性しかないだの、説得して欲しいだの！！！！！
うるせーーーーーーーー！！！！！
お前が！！！！！
悪いんだろうが！！！！！
お前が！！！！！
可能性潰したんだよ！！！！！
お前が！！！！！
これから一生やって行きたいって言ってたポジション無駄に奪ったんだろうが！！！！！
理由聞いても無視したのお前だろうが！！！！！
初心者そのポジションに入れて他の選手イライラさせてんのお前だろうが！！！！！
何が！！！！！勿体ないだよ！！！！！クソ！！！！！クソクソクソクソ！！！！！
絶対許さないからな！！！！！絶対に！！！！！
Ivy 💖 retweeted
ちょっと夫婦間のことで、客観的な意見を聞きたい。
今日、電気屋さんで電子レンジを購入した際、noshの6食お試しが実質無料になるキャンペーンを案内された。
旦那は以前からYouTubeで好きなゲーム配信者がおすすめしているnoshが気になっていたらしく、何度も私にその話をしていた。
店員さんに「nosh気になってたりしますか？」と聞かれた旦那は即答で「気になってました！」と。
なので私も「前から気になってたんだし、無料なら試してみたら？」と勧めた。
旦那は「冷蔵庫に入らないよね？」と言ったけど、私は「なんとかなるでしょ？」と返答。その後、書類も確認して特に断る様子がなかったので、私が手続きを進めた。
ちなみに定期購入は不要で、初回6食だけ試して解約してもいいという内容。
ところが帰り道、突然不機嫌になり、
「いらないと言った」
「2対1の構図を作るな」
「断れないイジメだ」
「なんで話に入ってきた？」
と言われた。
Ivy 💖 retweeted
My daughter came home from school one afternoon and asked why I had given her bedroom to her stepbrother.
I just stared at her. I had no clue what she meant.
Later, my husband admitted that he had promised his son the room once he moved in for good. He had apparently decided our daughter was old enough to share with the baby, while his son deserved a room of his own.
I was livid. We had talked about his son moving in, but we had never agreed to shuffle the kids' bedrooms around.
When I confronted him, he said I was treating his son differently because he wasn't my child.
That really stung. For three years, I had done everything I could to make sure his son felt included
Ivy 💖 retweeted
Last night, as I returned from voting, I saw a young man berating his girlfriend loudly on the side of the road. At first, I wasn't going to get involved, but as my path took me closer to them, I could see him escalating. His tone was erratic. It was big "shut up, bitch! ANSWER ME!" energy. He began stepping into her space and mushing her head. Her body language and tone were so dejected. I stopped. And i made eye contact. Her eyes caught mine first.
Ivy 💖 retweeted
I f*cked my personal assistant, and the crazy part is that she was the one who interviewed me for the job before I became her boss.
She was 27, single, incredibly beautiful and always professionally dressed. When she started working with me, I made it clear that I didn’t want anything personal interfering with the business.
For the first two months, everything was strictly professional.
Then one Friday evening, we were the last two people in the office. While packing her things, she looked at me and said, “Do you ever switch off that serious boss attitude?”
I laughed and asked what she meant.
She replied, “You’ve never once complimented me, even when I make an effort.”
Ivy 💖 retweeted
He woke me up one morning and said, I need to tell you something, and I honestly don't know what it means.
My boyfriend is gay, just like me. He has always been completely certain about it. In fact, he has told me countless times that he could never be straight or bisexual.
So when he told me he had suddenly started having sexual feelings for a woman, I honestly thought he was joking.
He wasn't.
He explained that women had never interested him while growing up, and they still didn't. He said nothing about women had ever moved him romantically or sexually, and he couldn't imagine himself suddenly becoming attracted to them.
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Ivy 💖 retweeted
Ich war Montag einkaufen . Mein Wagen war ca zur Hälfte gefüllt. Vor mir zwei Leute . Ich hatte ca die Hälfte auf dem Band, da habe ich gedacht , mach schon mal die App auf , das dauert manchmal etwas. In der Zwischenzeit waren die zwei vor mir dann abkassiert. Schiebt sich so ein unverschämter alter Mann an mir und meinem Wagen vorbei . Rückt meine Sachen nach hinten und legt seine aufs Band. Ich frag, was das soll . Er so „na wenn Sie die ganze Zeit an ihrem Handy sind“. Ich bin richtig ausge
Ivy 💖 retweeted
Girlfriend: “There’s something about my past I need to tell you before we get married.”
Me: “Okay. What is it?”
Girlfriend: “I don’t know how you’re going to react.”
We had been together for four years and had booked our wedding venue two months earlier.
I assumed she was going to tell me something embarrassing about an ex-boyfriend.
I was wrong.
Me: “You can tell me. I’d rather hear the truth.”
Girlfriend: “Before I met you, I was seeing someone who was already married.”
I stared at her.
Me: “You knew he had a wife?”
Girlfriend: “Yes.”
Me: “And how long did that relationship last?”
Girlfriend: “Almost a year.”
I got up from the sofa and….
Ivy 💖 retweeted
Being familiar with somebody doesn’t automatically make you qualified to speak on every aspect of their life. Just because you know their favourite food is not a professional licence for understanding them.
Ivy 💖 retweeted
I work at a jewelry and watch repair store in the United States.
We handle everything from ring resizing to engraving, cleaning, and more complicated repairs that have to be sent to outside specialists.
Our store has a system for a reason.
Some customers have care plans that cover certain services, such as resizing and cleaning. Other services are paid separately.
Every repair gets its own ticket and envelope, with color coding and reference numbers to make sure nothing gets mixed up.
Recently, a customer brought in a ring for two separate services.
First, she wanted it resized from a 6.5 to a 7. That was covered under her care plan.
Second, she wanted an estimate for engraving an additional letter inside the band. That wasn’t covered, so it needed a separate repair ticket.