I do this for the laughs. Your offense is just the encore.

Florida, USA
Joined April 2011
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Admit it, at first glance, you saw a bucket of mac & cheese.
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The pumpkin knows what’s coming.
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The real reason men go fishing.
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A specific woman just came to your mind.
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Entrepreneurship is alive and well.
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Peak “how did we get here” energy.
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Family tree? More like family bush.
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Secrets are safe. The milk is not.
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Britney saw an opportunity and took it.
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Manifesting a lottery win before the alarm.
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Florida mosquitoes don’t do seasons.
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Man prolly always get road head.
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The night is young.
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Hold my bedsheets and watch this.
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My followers have specific tastes. And I respect that.
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Efficiency is a skill.
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Freddy clocked out early tonight.
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