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Former Cal Kicker with a massive *third* leg

Joined December 2023
Don’t worry Cal fans. You may say you’ve “given up” and that you “don’t care anymore,” but we’ll end up beating Miami next week in some crazy fashion and you’ll be sucked right back in to the inescapable gravitational pull of Cal Football. As the Eagles say in Hotel California:
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Another beautiful day in Berkeley ☀️ #GoBears
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—> ESPN pays $4 billion for SEC media rights —> ESPN pays for exclusive CFP media rights —> ESPN airs the ONLY CFP selection show —> ESPN creates a mystery Power Index that the CFP uses for SOR and SOS ESPN then proceeds to rank Alabama #5, Kentucky #6 and two loss Texas at #7 All while ranking undefeated UCLA #8, one loss BYU #9 and one loss Notre Dame #11 But I’m just a conspiracy theorist, got it
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Go Bears 🐻 #AG2G
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Ridiculous to think that Jordan Somerville scored the second most points against UCLA this year.
1. I think UCLA is a great story. 2. I think there's 20 teams that would be 8-0 against this schedule.
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UCLA fans need to recognize that this story isn’t about them or their apathy. This is about God taunting Cal fans by giving what we wanted to a team we don’t like that doesn’t appreciate it
UCLA fans swear Bob Chesney won’t leave Your team is 8-0, ranked No. 7 in the country, and drew JUST 24,611 fans today That’s 27.4% of the Rose Bowl’s capacity.
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Fuck us, man. Jeff Tedford is on the CFP Committee this year and we chose THIS year to suck? Could’ve gotten Cal in the Rose Bowl and snubbed Texas as revenge😭😭
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Cal Bear
Jack Endries hits the Griddy after scoring on his first NFL catch! TENvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Jack Endries hits the Griddy after scoring on his first NFL catch! TENvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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That first TD feeling.
 
@BudLight | #ForTheCelly
#TENvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+
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I’m pretty sure Cal is once again at the center of the universe here. Wasn’t the reason the Pac 12 had a 9-game schedule because the California schools wanted to play each other and we needed 9 to have the regular divisional games and the CA teams?
NEW: Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian says the SEC is cannibalizing itself with a nine-game conference schedule👀 "Any way you slice it, it’s eight more losses. So if you are fortunate enough to be part of that discussion from the committee, how much is the committee going to value one more conference game in the SEC, right?" He added: "To some degree we put the cart before the horse." (h/t @InsideTexas) on3.com/news/steve-sarkisian…
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How the FUCK was that not a dink
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A wise, grizzly coach with a thick NY accent once said: “There are very few GOOD football players. Fletcher Cox is one of them. Everybody else sucks. It just matters who sucks the least.” And that quote feels REALLY relevant today.
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The @SEC accounts for 13 of the 20 toughest schedules in the nation. No other conference has more than four. 😤 #SECFB x #ItJustMeansMore
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“More than likely this’ll be against California.”💀💀💀
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Cal has a penalty before the clock has started rolling. Kick out of bounds on Towns McGough.
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Fitting that the Halloween game will be a battle of the walking dead
Identical injury report to yesterday for both Cal and NC State. Cal could potentially be down three running backs, three offensive linemen, four wide receivers, and their star inside linebacker.
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Made a helpful decision tree, some of you may need this.
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