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Dave Ma🪂

@ItsdaveM_

A slave of my own thoughts. Be a slave to my thoughts. Follow me

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Joined July 2023
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nikiwa campus kuna neighbor alileta dem, nilikuwa kutu mbaya kama 2 years ilibidi niskize ndio nijisaidie na arimis, so si Kuna ile kuongea kidogo before mechi ianze, dem anauliza jamaa nilikuambia naitwa aje, jamaa anacheka tu, Dem akamuambia ona ata ushanisahau, conversation
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Suando@Suarndo51m
Tumetoka church, weka handle tukuguzie
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Hiesty✨@iiamhiesty30m
All my mutuals Kila mtu atapata moja moja ☺️☺️ata nikipost upus mnaguza tu , thanks men😂that's why you have me a kamba💯
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Guevara🇰🇪@nyEdwin_47m
Whats next after dem amekuja sleepover kwako alafu akitoa bra unapata akona jegi moja
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LOCALMAN@Maina_Robert41h
Single souls mnafanyanga Nini Sunday s??
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Mtakatifu@hoelyGghost1h
Nimelogin huko betpawa kumbe kuna siku nilistake 207 bob ikazaa 3299 na sijawaijua🤣 Acha niende nilewe hadi
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Mtakatifu (@hoelyGghost) profile pictureMtakatifu@hoelyGghost1h
Nilete mshipi?
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B!TTERFLY™@betaflyy34m
Virgins nimeachia vijana wa small D mnifungulie njia mamae
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Itz_Barry
@un_disputeid2h
Whoever broke vybz kartel to come up with "shades of love album" needs to do it again...real music
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Zawadi
@sheis_zawadi31m
Is it healthy for a man to sweat his tip of the penis?
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Kijana ya KarU@kiprop_haron1h
Aston villa kichwa and Nicholas Jackson to score
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Kijana ya KarU@kiprop_haron1h
Kuna mtu ako tu hapa na hajawahi panda KICC
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Kijana ya KarU@kiprop_haron48m
200k posts and none of them got me laid😑
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Itz_Barry
@un_disputeid1h
Once umefuck up about your school life ndio unajua there's more to life than just school
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Daniel Mundia@DanielMundia7Nov 6
If this is how the world is reacting to Ronaldo retiring from int'l football, what will be the reaction when he completely retires from football? Will we have an int'l Ronaldo Holiday? Or what will happen?
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Daniel Mundia@DanielMundia75h
I'll take you anytime anyday
Achieng Jaus Solar (@MartinnaMaree) profile pictureAchieng Jaus Solar@MartinnaMareeNov 7
A-C I’ll take D if his dick big too😭💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡
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sandboy@SandegidiNov 3
From leo till Thursday kuna 66 games,You can become a millionaire by just using 200 shilings....All the best fellow investors
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sandboy@Sandegidi23h
Ukienda kwa dem yako, nani ndio anafaa kubuy food mwenye nyumba au mgeni?
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lil sosho@lilsoshoNov 7
Dear men naskia ati declofenac inaongeza size ya Mr.dickson, nikama era ya mateso imeisha
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lil sosho@lilsosho19h
Bro to bro;..ukipata opportunity ya kutesa the other gender kindly use it wisely
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lil sosho@lilsosho6h
Kuna ninja saizi anaamka na hangover mbaya sana, anyways good morning
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lil sosho@lilsosho4h
Lakini wanaume wakipigana hug haifai kupita 30 seconds, my opinion though
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