Laurie (@Itslauri33) header
Laurie (@Itslauri33) profile picture

23 | disabled care work | 420 | cis

Joined May 2025
Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)Photo by Laurie (@Itslauri33)
she's the superior tina tuesday when you really think about it
30
341
53
2,497
80,335
Laurie retweeted
yall actually made robbie williams peepaw ass pull out the notes slideshow I’m sick
27
361
67
10,249
339,131
Us three hotties who supported Paper Together.
42
510
20
2,542
18,660
Laurie retweeted
No donations in 2 DAYS. Change that now. The baby needs formula and nappies so $100 will cover that. Donate and retweet to boost.
BEG YOU 😭💔 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 I STILL NEED MILK 😭 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 I STILL NEED MILK 😭 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 I STILL NEED MILK 😭 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 I STILL NEED MILK 😭 🇵🇸 🇵🇸chuffed.org/project/138841-h…
7
6
10
243
Laurie retweeted
NYPD cop Joel Perez Leonardo (badge #: 2097) tried to offer a woman $60 to give him head in his car. When she refused, he pulled a gun on her & told her "get the fuck out my car." She told a nearby cop who approached Leonardo & realized that Leonardo was also driving drunk.
6
1,169
6
9,781
100,491
Laurie retweeted
his greed delights me actually
13
1,140
4
18,365
237,094
Laurie retweeted
I think niece figured out i’m a dentist and what that means so every time she brushes her teeth she shows me. Gonna cry
24
1,287
16
62,871
270,018
y'all didn't appreciate this hit
38
1,273
61
9,609
103,851
listen, tiktok, i appreciate you telling me i need to vote blue today, however, i am a german living in germany and voting blue here is the last thing i’d do tysm
97
2,022
144
38,499
322,700
Laurie retweeted
throwback als meine englisch lehrerin gefragt hat was "jemanden ärgern" auf englisch heißt und als ich gesagt habe "to pick on someone" hat sie mich ausgelacht und gesagt ich habe das erfunden #okay
Holy shit meine englisch Lehrerin weiß nicht was self-conscious heißt???? Kündige bitte bitte bitte
71
55
59
4,502
105,861
this is why children need to be taught the correct anatomical language of their body parts
Replying to @loverglow13
A social worker reported the incident below:
94
13,889
48
158,933
1,658,879
I’m so glad she just left after realising what kind of interview it was 😭
This quoted post is unavailable.
311
5,263
60
151,891
3,825,954
They really had this girl drowning in a cold tank just to not promote her pictures and let her talk about her doll
One of her best looks 🧜🏽‍♀️
41
4,816
24
81,071
402,603
JUSTICE FOR “IS YOU COOL”! 😭😭 That song goes entirely too hard for the streams to be that low! I genuinely don’t understand how people are sleeping on it because BABY, THAT RECORD IS CRAZY! The production, the flow, the delivery?! Megan was TALKING HER SHIT! ❄️
64
689
77
5,079
117,535
RESTART THE WHOLE EVENT
did she catch a mark in the ice?
18
366
5
37,799
1,441,591
“The elaborate get up took 23 artists more than 700 hours to craft, using more than 50 yards of fabric. It included a voluminous skirt embellished with jester faces that look like scary pumpkins, as Guberinic said the star has always included pumpkin imagery as part of her past postings on social media celebrating Halloween, as well as a headpiece and layers that allowed Megan Thee Stallion to shed pieces throughout the night.” — L𝐢s𝐚 𝐑e𝐬p𝐞r𝐬 𝐅r𝐚n𝐜e, 𝐂N𝐍, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑩𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏’𝒔 𝑬𝒍𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒆
2
173
4
1,169
11,595
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
22
1,302
10
11,781
221,346
Just laughing at them in their faces, that’s my girl 😭
Olympic champion, Alysa Liu, couldn't stop laughing at MrBeast and his entire crew struggling to Ice Skate during a $100,000 challenge 😭
66
5,811
26
206,953
5,053,540
Megan Thee Stallion via IG Story!
2
173
4
998
11,821
you all so weird for skipping is you cool
"Tina Tuesday Freestyles" by Megan Thee Stallion earned 1,332,981 streams [+29.32%] on Spotify ( October 30, 2026 ) "Thin Ice" saw the biggest rise — 844,184 streams [+56.06%]
8
27
1
258
3,181