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Palantir stock is falling again today. It's now down more than 25% over the past month.

SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU! (1969) is one of those shows where the intro is just as iconic as the cartoon itself. The Mystery Machine rolling in, that unmistakable theme kicking in, and Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? Never skipping this one.

How your Chinese gf looks at you before asking for state secrets

BREAKING: Conservative Rep. Lauren Boebert is out of Congress. Ret. Rear Adm. Eileen Laubacher, a Democrat, has flipped Colorado’s 4th District, CNN projects. Boebert won by over 11% in 2024.

Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. nyti.ms/3ViPMAt

Breaking News: After Texas flipped blue, Houston’s mayor told the city’s police officers to limit their cooperation with ICE officers. nyti.ms/4AhoJEA

I want this taintlord to have a really shitty night to even it up for her 10,000 fucking commercials during football games

Democrat Vikki Goodwin declares victory in the race for Texas Lt. Gov. She'd oust Republican Dan Patrick, who has made the following K-12 bills priorities in the Senate: - Ten Commandments in schools - Protecting the freedom to pray - Guarding against "inappropriate books"

JUST IN: Voters in Houston, Texas have approved a ballot measure to make misdemeanor marijuana possession the “lowest possible enforcement priority” for local police while also banning no-knock warrants. marijuanamoment.net/houston-…

BREAKING: Democrats have won the US Senate after taking control of the House of Representatives, taking both chambers from the Republican Party.

Gov. Greg Abbott said he has conceded the race to Gina Hinojosa in an incredible upset that will put a Democrat in the governor’s mansion for the first time since 1994. bit.ly/4sLCbhC

it’s listening

#Chiefs K Harrison Butker missed a 54-yarder wide right with 2:36 left, giving Denver amazing field position to go down and take the lead. Butker is now 2/7 from 50+ yards this season and has missed 16 FGs since last season, the most of any NFL kicker.

The Astros announced that they have hired Randy Flores as their new General Manager. Flores was the Assistant GM of Amateur and Pro Acquisition for the Cardinals for the last eight seasons.