「 ⛭ 」⌜・Mᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄᴀʟ Rᴇꜱᴏɴᴀɴᴄᴇ ❕・⌟

『Welcome, ladies and gentle-bots to the glorious beginning of the 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞! Cower beneath my might, and you may be spared.』 - New to twtrp but not to character - Not NSFW obviously - Will Rule the Eggman Empire #SonicRP #STHRP #MVRP

I don't know, Foxboy, who let Sonic get pummeled by a Jackal with a god complex? Besides, I need naught the opinion of the vermin beneath me. I may do, go, and say what I please.

Nothing... Now we let me work, and prepare for the coming month. Thank you for your assistance. You may be required in the future. Return to what you were doing, child.

Thank you, you've helped me greatly. go ahead and put them in my Emerald Containment Units. My plans run smoother than even I could have predicted. ...child.

...Can I have them?

"Oh" is right, my mysterious friend. It will be so much fun to watch my plan come to fruition. And thanks to the power of the Chaos Emeralds, of which I'm waiting on my robots to retrieve, not only will all of Mobius see my plans... but all of across space and time will as well.

My plans are coming together quite well, and in one month's time, you will know the wrath of the Eggman Empire. There is no Mobian alive that will miss what I have in store. Exciting days are in store, friends.

In a short while, I will receive the final Chaos Emerald. My new toys have done a wonderful job of collecting them for me. I expect to have my newest 'project' completed in one month's time.

Those lesser than me oftentimes pretend to hold an upper hand against my tactics. These are easy to see through, and do nothing to waive my power.

Responses like these often beg the question, why even try interacting with lower beings? Well, I find great joy in teaching those who run their mouths very valuable lessons.

Tonight's a wonderful night to enjoy my newly installed patio on my top-secret Egg-station. Finally, I can observe the stars without those pesky rodents interfering.

You have all done well to follow this account. Those of you who truly understand the might of the New Eggman Empire shall be spared; But those who mock, ridicule, and poke fun... I know you. You will feel the wrath of my empire, my army, and my might. All will be revealed soon.

I appreciate how cooperative you've been Sonic, this is uncharacteristically polite of you. One moment while I write this down. Stinky... Smellsville... And... uh... what did you say your zip code was? Get back to me ASAP! Your pal, Evil Emperor Dr. Eggman

Oh, that is worrying... I quite liked your neighbors. I'll repremand Orbot for this later, mind sending me an updated address? Might as well send over your routing number and social security as well, for... documentation purposes. I'm evil, Sonic, but I'm not disorganized.

Speaking of kill, Sonic. Have you checked out any packages that may or may not have arrived to your P.O. box? You may want to 'subscribe' to a religion so you can live eternally after my special surprise for you, old friend.

In brewing my daily coffee, I often fantasize about new machines I could use to destroy Sonic with. The Eggman Empire grows closer to it's conception with every passing day. Big things to come! I'm so very excited for the future of Mobius. Feel free to join my mailing list!

Oh, Sonic, you must feel quite noble when you pretend to have the upper hand. You act coy now, hedgehog, but you will see the fruit of my labor soon enough. And worry not, you will end up covered in aluminum foil after my army finds what remains of your left-overs. OOOHOHOHOHOHO

My next plan has nearly come to fruition, all that's needed is the location of the last Chaos Emerald. I've been working quietly, but I feel as though it's time I make my presence known... HOOHOOHOHOHOHOHO. *cough* sorry, I had to get that out of my system.