I need a pinned tweet that serves as a thread to keep all the tweets of mines that I want more likes or views on.

I been thinking it a while but is it me or does Nathan Fielder look like he could be a crazy action movie stuntman from the 70s?

Sarah Michelle Gellar's horror movies (Scream 2, I Know What You Did Last Summer, the Grudge) would hit differently if she got to be Buffy in them.

Currently rewatching a Tales from the Crypt episode ("Split Second") featuring a character I absolutely hated as a child and have thought of for decades. Balding bitch.

Maybe it's just me but sacrifice sounds kinda respectful and honorable? PS: They need to be flayed, eviscerated, and defenestrated in that order.

Capt Sully rn

This is dope but I also have no whimsy

In this post "Charlie Kirk is a pussy" world, I wanna know what happpened to Amanda Seyfried and Don Keefer from the Newsroom. Because he should do everything to get her back (unless he was a fan of Charlie Kirk too then nvm).

Charlie Kirk because who isn't gonna see that

It's crazy that they Tinderified seeking mental help.

Today I learned "s'mores" isn't short for Shemar Moore...

Heads up but this is dope.

The "Candy Zombies" Halloween episode of Abbott Elementary has Barbara referring to Baby Thanos as Baby Theranos and Gregory is dressed up as Captain Sully which is funny in hindsight in this post "You Can See Everything" world.

You know I'm a feminist because I bodyroll to witchy music.

Jokes on you. I'm on homebase and invulnerable right now.

Since there is #Fallout76Giveaway and a #MW4VinylSweepstakes going on, never forget DJ Sigh Duck is giving out good vibes for free through Apple, Android, Microsoft, Verizon data plans, and whatever other devices.

PPS: Yo ABBA was riding the fuck out the "On and On and On" beat