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(Child pokes her head into the garage): “Daddy will you please take me trick or treating?”
Me: “It’s my night off and it’s Billyween. This years theme is ‘Masters of the Universe’. On Billyween I dress with the theme, crank the grass and get hazy in the garage. You don’t get to interrupt that.”
Jed Hoyer will keep Happ and let Kelly go… good lord
Carson Kelly shared a goodbye post via Instagram:
“Growing up a Cubs fan, I never imagined I’d have the opportunity to wear that uniform and fulfill a childhood dream. The last two years have been incredibly special, and I’m grateful to the Cubs organization.
Thank you to the fans and the city of Chicago for embracing me and my family. You made this place feel like home, and we’ll always cherish our time here.
Excited to get back to work and as for what’s next only time will tell…”
I’m getting drafted aren’t I?
🚨#BREAKING:The U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.
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U.S. Army changes raising max enlistment age to 42 from 35 and removing waiver for single marijuana possession conviction were announced March 2026 effective April 2026, not breaking or new. Prior limit was 35 not 34.
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Had a guy follow me home after school one day for several miles, then down our half mile driveway. Ran inside and grabbed the 20ga as he was getting in the trunk… couldn’t drive away fast enough as he heard the buck shot ringing over his head
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Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
Florida: 2 days out from a hurricane and I’m getting calls to downgrade my homeowners insurance… absolutely wild. @RonDeSantis























