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What sort of mental illness would cause a 34-year-old woman to fall in love with an 80-year-old narcissist who shits himself??????

Iowa gubernatorial candidate Zach Lahn just brought the crowd to its feet with one line about pulling the COVID vaccine off the market. “The fight to pull the COVID vaccine off the market is a pro-life issue.” @ZachLahn

The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3

Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift is the most overrated performer on Earth? 😭

Fun fact: if you ace a cognitive test, they don’t make you take it multiple fucking times.

Straight ticket Republican vote today in TX. Not even a vote for uncontested Dem candidates. Get out and vote. Stop this madness!!

Chiefs massage therapist: “is the pain more in your upper or lower back?” Justin Tucker:

Just voted REPUBLICAN straight down ballot in Texas. Every race. Every single one. No Democrats. No mercy. We're taking this state back and we're not asking permission. Texas ain't turning blue.

This is what two years of Marlboro, sun tanning, and hating Trump does to a woman.

Markwayne Mullin can barely talk

You won’t ever hear me complain about rain! Rainy day in Hamlin County, but I stopped at the courthouse to vote early since I’ll be traveling on Election Day. I voted to keep South Dakota safe, prosperous, and FREE! Don’t forget to vote now or on November 3rd.

🚨 BREAKING: Fox News ratings have dramatically declined with the network having their lowest rated month in TWO years.

Harrison Butker and Justin Tucker arguing over whether women should stay home instead of working or be out making a living at massage parlors

Trump: I'm a very high IQ person. I passed 3 cognitive tests. They’re hard. Obama couldn’t have passed them. Republicans wouldn't have passed them

Voted straight ticket Republican!

They did it, Ueck.

I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.

NEW: Ashley Hinson took tens of thousands from the CEO of an egg company accused of price-fixing. She blamed Biden for egg prices.